Family and Argument: Noise annoys

Noise annoys

By dear god why - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, my parents were screaming so loud about who clogged the toilet that a neighbor called the police because they thought someone was in danger. FML

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ElricMustang 23

Tuesday 27 May 2014 9:21

It really isn't that serious. Unclog it and move on; they need to relax :/

fsomelife 26

Tuesday 27 May 2014 9:31

Plot twist: the neighbour clogged the toilet.

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Epickitty58 29

Tuesday 24 June 2014 17:46

Your parents overreact. At my house we just yell "DAD!! GET THE FRICKIN PLUNGER!!"

jitterbug123 11

Wednesday 13 August 2014 4:12

Was it you?

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Today, I asked my son to keep my new girlfriend secret from his mom until our divorce was final, and he ran straight to her. She told the judge I was unfaithful and wants more money from our settlement. My son doesn't give a shit about snitching on me, because she's giving him a percentage of the new settlement. FML

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Today, I was taking notes during a meeting, and politely asked the speaker to repeat a statement. She snapped, "My time has value. I do not repeat. If you don't respect me enough to pay attention, it's your problem." Everyone just stared at me. FML

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Today, while I was wearing a blue coat, a coworker asked me what color my coat was. Confused, I said, “...blue?” He and my other coworkers burst out screaming with laughter. Turns out he didn’t say ‘coat’ but ‘poop’. I work with a bunch of five year-olds. FML

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Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML

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Today, my friend and I went to dinner. At the end, he told me that he’s had feelings for me for a while and wants to be more than friends. I don’t see him that way, so I tried to gently reject him and wanted us to stay friends. He stiffed me with the bill and said, “You can walk home then, buddy!” FML

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