Intimacy: Noob to boobs

Noob to boobs

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 10:16 - United States

Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML

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Same thing different taste

By omgboobs - 23/12/2009 02:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 19:49 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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By Acne_problems - 22/02/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to do the deed and she started popping zits on my chest. Then she said that I was killing the mood because my cat was meowing. FML

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By Chipper - 09/08/2018 03:50

Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML

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Great expectations

By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 08:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML

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Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By >{%£•¥ - 27/11/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML

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wtfCorby 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:03

a zit on her tit? that's pretty gross... that sucks dude

scorpioserpent 1

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:01

oh gross! fyl

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SpazzyJazzy325 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 5:59

Musta been one big ass pimple man

EmilyFelton98 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 1:17

Aww Dude I Just Barfed...

mswain634 0

Monday 11 July 2011 5:40

inexperienced dipshit

zoe768532 1

Friday 30 December 2011 0:37

Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww!

Ezra101 3

Monday 9 January 2012 7:09

Eeew bro your girlfriend has a pimple thats big enough to be taken as a nipple? Not to mention on her boobs? FYL

Loy21 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:53

thats gross!o_O

dissdawg 5

Thursday 5 April 2012 17:22

Either that was a really big pimple or you can't tell the difference. Either way, fyl

eman1972 4

Thursday 21 June 2012 4:34

Give her some proactive for Christmas!

robin17_fml 1

Tuesday 14 August 2012 12:32

FYL for having a disgusting girlfriend.

Alyssa5206 1

Wednesday 3 October 2012 13:19

wow. u can't tell a nipple frm a pimple? herp a derp lol

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Noob to boobs

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