Embarrassing, Food, Shopping and Relatable: Noooooooooo! - FML

Noooooooooo!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached a new low and embarrassed my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:15

That's just a TAD extreme ya think?

smallpie 1

Monday 1 March 2010 1:17

more like f your family's lives

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Friday 24 June 2011 5:00

hahahahahahaha this is hilarious!

michelleissexy 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 23:23

I can describe the sight of that in one word. e-p-I-c

ThatBenKid 0

Monday 18 July 2011 7:18

I woulda done the same thing.

trevordarnell 0

Friday 22 July 2011 7:12

you are so dumb. really really dumb.

batman4eva3113 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 6:26

thats the effn funniest thin iv ever heard

venom8 13

Monday 22 August 2011 5:31

**** Toaster Strudel. Pop Tarts all the way.

Kiki242 19

Friday 28 October 2011 1:16

This is the best FML I've ever read. YDI. Way over reaction.

ChenelZepeda 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 2:32

LMFAO ! This Reminded Of When The Sims Freak Out ! >__

Lintu_26 23

Wednesday 9 November 2011 15:20

And they get angry and point at the whatever is creating their displeasure -.- XD This FML reminds me of when Woolworths stopped bringing in the most delicious brownie ice-cream...I checked every second day, just in case it was temporarily out of stock...but alas it did not return :( however, I did not make a scene..ever...about any discontinued product...o.O

Justin23L 2

Wednesday 14 December 2011 13:03

Well obviously none of you have had the pleasure of eating a toaster strudel.

snowy154 9

Wednesday 28 December 2011 14:18

you turn sper saiyan??

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Today, my mom and I got the answer to the question, "Is our dog really dumb enough to jump out of the window of a moving vehicle?" The answer: Yes. FML

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