Embarrassing, Food, Shopping and Relatable: Noooooooooo!

Noooooooooo!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached a new low and embarrassed my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 307

You deserved it 62 565

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Top comments

alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:15

That's just a TAD extreme ya think?

smallpie 1

Monday 1 March 2010 1:17

more like f your family's lives

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xCHIODOSx 1

Saturday 5 March 2011 10:44

lmao fail. id only do that if they were out of chocolate milk.

taylorrswift 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 7:44

I agree with 37....

Natalie403 6

Monday 14 March 2011 21:57

The mental image I got from this was hilarious xD

thebouse7861 0

Friday 8 April 2011 5:15

why is this an FML? this isn't entertaining, sad, funny, or ironic. it's absolutely pointless!

13AlibiesETF 6

Sunday 8 May 2011 15:45

I'm going to do that xD

baden18830 5

Monday 9 May 2011 11:39

you worthless fag. if you were my child I would beat you and send you to military school, and I don't believe in either.

pyper87 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 17:04

wow get a life!

jdeshnerx3 0

Friday 27 May 2011 13:24

WTF is your problem?? and how is this an FML?? how does this shit get accepted??

hateevryone 14

Saturday 18 June 2011 4:48

you big baby

Punkpoptart1119 20

Monday 20 June 2011 5:50

Wow..how immature. OMG the world is ending because I can't have toaster strudel!! Grow up and get over it!!! YDI all the way.

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