Love and Health: Not cool, bro.

Not cool, bro.

By Anonymous - 26/07/2018 19:30 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I met my long-distance boyfriend in person for the first time. He insisted on bringing all of his friends, and when he went to the bathroom, one of them punched me in the face for "stealing his bro". FML

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MidnaLink 33

Thursday 26 July 2018 20:38

Oh, do press charges for assault and battery PLEASE!

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 30 June 2018 16:48

Kick him in the nuts! Make sure that bastard can never reproduce!

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Spiritbird 17

Saturday 28 July 2018 9:40

That was a Bro fist delivered right into your face bro.

Emily Hill 9

Monday 30 July 2018 21:30

Call the cops that's not right

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