Luck of the draw

By smallmediumatlrg - 25/06/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I went to a yard sale and found a cute plush duck. I sent a pic of it to my friend with the message "Jackpot!" I guess she didn't see the pic because she called me up all excited, thinking my boyfriend of 6 years finally proposed to me. "No, I said, I just found a big duck for $1." FML
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iKaite 0

Well at least you will have the duck if your relationship doesnt work out. Duck me.

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anniesaysbueno 0

actually OUR lives are ****** for having to read this pointless FML

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easylazy 0

Congratulations on being first you deserve a medal I'm being serious And YDI for liking ducks-- that's just weird

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jasmine1259 2

that's not weird ducks are cute...

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easylazy 0

Then how come they have webbed feet??? They are like gay copycats of scuba divers

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mister_moops 0

webbed feet help them swim. that's why scuba divers use flippers. you're a ******* moron.

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CyclonePsycho 1

Ducks own all other aquatic birds. Seriously, they're not all snobby like swans, but not clingy like geese. What a jackpot indeed, OP. ;D

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blankaex 0

18, Ducks are awesome. You can get really cheap, delicious roast duck in Asian places like Cabramatta, Bankstown and Chinatown.

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rachilio 26

Thank u! More than 3-4 years is when u either marry him or dump his ass. My brother waited 7 yrs. Lucky bastard

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monkeyz0r 0

she typed "jackpot" in a message, and sent a pic of a stuffed duck in a message to her friend but the picture didnt go through, so her friend, seeing the word jackpot, assumed her bf had proposed

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Dabookofnothing 0

but why is that bad like it was just a misunderstanding

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theghostofher 0

yeah, a misunderstanding. That's what most FMLs are.

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Mousebutton 0

maybe it means her bf is daffy duck. that'd be an fml.

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TheUnthinkable 0

What happened was the picture of the duck didn't show up when she sent the word "Jackpot" to her friend. Her friend immediately got excited thinking her boyfriend of SIX YEARS FINALLY purposed. But he obviously did not. So she was forced to tell her friend that: No, her boyfriend didn't purpose, but she found a giant plush duck on sale. Clearly she would say FML because she felt like an idiot. Her boyfriend didn't purpose, but she was excited about finding a plush duck. OP: FYL, indeed

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Overcast117 5

Sorry your friend didn't get a picture of a plush duck - clearly that means your life is ******.

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iKaite 0

Well at least you will have the duck if your relationship doesnt work out. Duck me.

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BAbyR 0

and how is this a **** my life moment? your friend is a dumby

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xx_dRaMAQuEen_xx 0

#6 really?!? can u not spell?? dummy not dumby!

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Lindsay46789 0

So why hasn't your bf proposed? I'm guessing that's the FML here right, that he hasn't yet and it's been six years and the fact that your friend assumes that because you're excited he must've finally popped the question?

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Atropos_fml 0

So what? Your friend think your boyfriend should propose. Oh no, your life is so ******. And who would ever say 'Jackpot!' when their boyfriend proposed?

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Alexgoesfml 3

#14 has got the idea. Moving onto the FML, it is not actually an FML unless your bf told your friend he was planning on proposing to you and she just wrecked it.

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TNEBlover 0

haha that sucks! well at least you get a duck so you wont get lonely

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