Friends, Birthday, Lonely, Awkward and Party: Not So Sweet Sixteen - FML

Not So Sweet Sixteen

By sadstorylifee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to admit to my parents that the reason I don't want a sixteenth birthday party isn't because I'm being spoiled and I expected my parents to take me on a lavish vacation, but because I don't have any friends to invite. FML

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You deserved it 4 826

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Top comments

Chris5811 0

Friday 26 November 2010 2:18

that's the same situation I'm in but I have two best friends. other than that, no friends come over. bc I don't have any...

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Friday 26 November 2010 2:29

Try inviting the local Catholic Priest. He'll be your friend. Or your little brother's.

Comments

nicolangelo 5

Thursday 10 November 2011 5:37

Man, posts like this really make me sad.

heyzus100 6

Tuesday 29 November 2011 23:39

aw, this fml made me sad :(

Lilyum 15

Tuesday 26 March 2013 5:16

:c Don't worry I don't have any friends either. To me, your lucky your parents let you have a party at all. Never been to or had a birthday party in my whole life so far. :c

stormzilla993 13

Friday 28 June 2013 2:51

Hey I have the same problem

Trevan13 7

Tuesday 15 April 2014 6:51

Been there before (still am in fact).

SheTheOtaku 21

Sunday 11 May 2014 19:47

They do realize if you were that spoiled, they were the people that raised you.

ajilon7 17

Thursday 4 September 2014 22:13

I'll come

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I agree, your life sucks 30 210

You deserved it 9 714

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You deserved it 180

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You deserved it 128

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You deserved it 5 280

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You deserved it 2 830