Friends, Birthday, Lonely, Awkward and Party: Not So Sweet Sixteen

Not So Sweet Sixteen

By sadstorylifee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to admit to my parents that the reason I don't want a sixteenth birthday party isn't because I'm being spoiled and I expected my parents to take me on a lavish vacation, but because I don't have any friends to invite. FML

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Chris5811 0

Friday 26 November 2010 2:18

that's the same situation I'm in but I have two best friends. other than that, no friends come over. bc I don't have any...

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Friday 26 November 2010 2:29

Try inviting the local Catholic Priest. He'll be your friend. Or your little brother's.

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detolicious 2

Friday 26 November 2010 10:30

just for the record; It could kill us to meet new people.

YourWetDream 0

Friday 26 November 2010 10:32

How is that?

MusicLover369 4

Friday 26 November 2010 10:46

don't worry. you will find some really good friends soon.

detolicious 2

Friday 26 November 2010 11:03

you never know if one of them is serial killer until it's too late.

YourWetDream 0

Friday 26 November 2010 12:22

Hmmm good point

momo1972 3

Friday 26 November 2010 12:16

when is it, I'll come

wriptidez 0

Friday 26 November 2010 12:36

join a youth group

meintx 9

Friday 26 November 2010 14:34

put out, you'll always have at least one friend. ;)

19tommy93 0

Friday 26 November 2010 14:57

lmaoo your a loser. hate losers.. u hv no life

8trickster8 0

Friday 26 November 2010 14:58

YEAH JUST INVITE RANDOM PEOPLE BY TELLING THEM THERE'S FREE BEER THEN GET DRUNK AND FIST BUMP YOUR WAY TO POPULARITY BRO

bobobo7723 0

Friday 26 November 2010 15:24

dam ur dopeee

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