Gross and Transportation: Nutter on the bus - FML

Nutter on the bus

By Metallurge - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, I was so hungry when I finished work that I grabbed some chips to eat on the bus home. The guy who sat next to me spat in them as he left to get off. FML

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sarah5745 41

Friday 13 March 2015 12:30

The ***** up with him? Rude.

Ihavegas 22

Friday 13 March 2015 12:33

lets hope a seagull ***** on him

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ScarredFlame 17

Monday 16 March 2015 11:48

where I live you're not allowed to bring snacks on the bus

purplegold 19

Monday 16 March 2015 18:29

Why?!?!

Nevrdai 5

Tuesday 17 March 2015 8:10

Wow... It's things like this that make me think the biggest jerks are in the UK.

diyos 15

Monday 19 October 2015 21:29

Should've kicked him in the face

Suzi_d16 27

Sunday 16 July 2017 4:09

That's belfast for ya. I got stuck on the bus with some absolute glue bag one day asking me where I lived and all. Actually thought he was gonna try and follow me home.

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