Gross and Transportation: Nutter on the bus - FML

Nutter on the bus

By Metallurge - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, I was so hungry when I finished work that I grabbed some chips to eat on the bus home. The guy who sat next to me spat in them as he left to get off. FML

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sarah5745 41

Friday 13 March 2015 12:30

The ***** up with him? Rude.

Ihavegas 22

Friday 13 March 2015 12:33

lets hope a seagull ***** on him

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Dan_Superman_96 6

Saturday 14 March 2015 4:50

you should of slapped him across the face with the bag.

Bubblez2009 15

Saturday 14 March 2015 6:17

Spit at his face

Drosophila82 18

Saturday 14 March 2015 6:21

I heard stories like this about the UK. Random vile behavior just to express that they don't give a shit. Like the guy who urinated on his 80 year old neighbor as she had a heart attack in front of him. Pity

snarkytruth 37

Saturday 14 March 2015 11:32

not just rude but unsanitary and a health hazard!

nemcali 34

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:55

What a ********. Trip him over next time...

angel1621 6

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:55

I would've kicked him in the nuts

kalbrek009 20

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:45

I'd have tripped him & then force fed him every last disgusting chip.

username356 14

Sunday 15 March 2015 1:05

Karma will bite him in the ass

hey_jeeta 1

Sunday 15 March 2015 1:54

were you loudly smacking your lips together when you ate these chips? That sound could make me do some crazy things

imbedderdenu 23

Sunday 15 March 2015 21:12

um. ew! jerk....smh like....whyyyyy???

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