Off script

By Anonymous - 24/05/2011 05:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML
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ambowew 7

I hope you were playing a part where you both get into a fight, because then the audience won't know any difference when you rip her a new one.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

is she your best friend now? & is he your boyfriend still?

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iwouldliketocomm 0

it is the best time... so you don't lash out :)

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alaskasfml 0

beat the shit out of her and pretend it was all part of the play! or dump him in front of everyone and tell her what a ***** she is. embarrass them both.

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jennifer93 0

oh wow...hopefully it was a play where you could kill her off

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GetChiZZedoN 0

it was the best time cuz on stage you can't overreact

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FlashBurn 13

That could be a problem. Solution? Offer him a *******. Then bite, but don't bite too hard, you don't want to do a Lorena Bobbit. Then bitch slap him!

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DjeePee 24

Great solution, but what with the 'best friend'? It would be pretty weird if OP offered to eating her out.

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bbgirlXD 6

for the "best friend" I suggest that she act like she had forgiven her then everytime the "best friend" go out with a boy or want to go out with some guy she would sleep with him or tell him what a ***** her "best friend" is basically ruining her life something even worst then sleeping with her "BF" who was a cheater anyways :D

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regsworld11 2

damn, what a slutty ass friend you have.

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ihasbrains 10

Sorry. 20's best friend happens to be an ass. Don't fault her for not knowing any better.

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promarkchris 6

Whenever someone uses 'ass' as an adjective like that I always mentally put a hyphen between it and the word immediately proceeding it.

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dudeitsdanny 9

Proceeding? So you read "slutty ass-friend"... That's a whole new take on this FML..

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patriciadusud_fml 8

Well, I have experienced nearly the same thing. Still managed to play in a second state.

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airforce987 20

she did it then because she knew you wouldn't make a scene during the play (no pun intended)

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imacreeper 3

go Romeo and Juliet on her and give that hoe poison.

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