Sex, Cheating and Intimacy: Off script - FML

Off script

By Anonymous - 24/05/2011 05:19 - United States

Spicy

Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML

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Betrayal!

By Anonymous - 23/05/2010 05:32 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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By kpjc - 21/10/2016 00:29 - United States - Lawrence

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML

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How come you were there?

By Anonymous - 26/07/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML

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You deserved it 89

By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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You deserved it 3 109

Nope

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Spicy

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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Three's a crowd

By Bisexual moron - 05/10/2022 08:00

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML

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You deserved it 1 673

By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Spicy

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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You deserved it 3 887

By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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You deserved it 3 175

By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

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Top comments

ambowew 7

Tuesday 24 May 2011 11:59

I hope you were playing a part where you both get into a fight, because then the audience won't know any difference when you rip her a new one.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Tuesday 24 May 2011 11:53

is she your best friend now? & is he your boyfriend still?

Comments

juicedboi 7

Tuesday 24 May 2011 14:16

Did you at least improvise your part and push her off stage?

ILoveTabz 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 14:19

damn! I hope you pushed that bitch off the stage and kicked her ass!

meowcat_1 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 14:36

It's always the best friend with the OP's boy/girl friend. What's with that?

bbgirlXD 6

Tuesday 24 May 2011 15:37

too many assholes out there !! that's y it takes a very long time to trust someone and even never give 100% trust cus you never know

SkyHiLyfe_808 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 18:25

I was wondering the same thing. Can a person's judgement of character be so poor as to make such awful people the closest ones to him/her? Certainly this isn't the first act of betrayal either, that's the sad part.

AlterrOnmi 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 16:03

act like you punched her in the face then..

borntoperform 14

Tuesday 24 May 2011 16:28

That must have ruined the show:/ I hate it how I can be pissed at someone but on stage I have to act like they're my best friend.

PurpleRae420 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 16:41

That's not your best friend and I wouldve punched her so hard in the face she fell off the stage! Let that loser come pick her up off the floor!!!

jcingram 2

Tuesday 24 May 2011 16:54

Exactly... she knew you wouldn't break character during the play. so you wouldn't get mad...well at first anyway. Sucks for you though.

cimh 9

Tuesday 24 May 2011 16:57

What a b*** and your - hopefully - EX-bf is a complete a**!

ShyAnn29 14

Tuesday 24 May 2011 17:02

what an awful best friend!! that's terrible!

pinkspaceboundro 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 17:29

Ida let the whole audience know- what a bitch she is- and walked off stage! maybe her family was there!

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