Work: Office Space

Office Space

By Mishlette - 23/01/2015 13:27 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 15:08 - United States - Venus

Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML

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Please love me

By shite - 10/01/2014 21:46 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day at my new job. Not only does everyone hate me for replacing a guy they all liked, I managed to clog the only functional toilet there. The glares and threatening head-shaking they keep doing probably means I'm screwed. FML

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The sweet smell of success

By joshua - 06/08/2011 00:18 - United States

Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML

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You deserved it 2 771

By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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Shut up!

By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 18:03 - Germany - Augsburg

Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML

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Suck up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2015 06:58 - United States - Cadillac

Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered, "Fucking tryhard." FML

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By DingusGinger - 21/04/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML

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You deserved it 165

By kittykat033 - 08/03/2014 17:19 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I started at my new job. My manager, upon meeting me, hugged me and sniffed my neck, then commented that I smelled "natural" and told me how much he loves that. I have to work with this creep until god knows when. FML

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By fabz - 27/11/2015 12:39 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML

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Grammar rules, OK!

By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:11 - United States

Today, my new boss lost his shit and flew into a ten minute rant against me about the "value of respect". He told me that if I wanted to stay in "his" company, I'd best start toeing the line. All this because I corrected his misuse of "your" and "you're" in one of his memos. FML

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UhHuhHoney 20

Friday 23 January 2015 19:15

That sucks. I would leave if this continues, don't want to be working in a negative ass environment.

AnthonyWheeler15 24

Friday 23 January 2015 19:16

Yikes, how can he expect positive outcomes from his employees when he's breathing down their necks and being a dick? Hope it gets better OP.

Comments

NicoSnowFlame 10

Friday 23 January 2015 22:15

Sounds like the guy version of my boss.

Miss_Scarlet 9

Friday 23 January 2015 22:16

Uh farting is disgusting and definitely not work place behavior. I'm with your boss.

Thorzix 23

Saturday 24 January 2015 3:28

Farting is a natural bodily reaction, not a behavior. It's gross alright but sometimes can't be controlled.

thefallen12 13

Saturday 24 January 2015 21:25

Farting is a natural bodily function. And it isn't gross. Society perceives it to be for whatever the reason.

thefallen12 13

Saturday 24 January 2015 21:27

Idk why he would freak out over a fart. They're completely normal. Idk why people think they're gross either. It's a human function it's basically like say you hate yourself. Plus it's funny and awesome as **** lol.

grunt_fml 17

Friday 23 January 2015 23:08

Just as a short note for the people claiming that farting is disgusting and that they would force their employees too to desinfect their chair. 1.) Everybody does it now and then, often it just happens involuntarily. When you say YOU don't do it, you are a liar. 2.) A fart is WAY less "infectious" than people seem to think. In fact it is pretty much free of bacteria AND it is "filtered" by your pants. Many other things are way more ridden with bacteria. When have you desinfected you smartphone the last time, hm? Because those things are actually way more infectious than your average fart.

kimmy7770 10

Friday 23 January 2015 23:22

I know that would suck and I feel for you! But I cannot get the hilarious vision of your boss making someone get up and disinfect his chair for farting out of my mind! Lol!