Oh hell no
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I'd agree unless they live under me then I'd have the loudest sex and make sure the ceiling above them shakes.
^--- what he said
I'm going to go with 32 on that. Make her feel bad about what she lost.
That sucks!
If they're anywhere near your apartment.. Have mad hot sex every night. It'll drive them away!
especially since its an ex girlfriend
Get revenge. Make him cheat on her with you. I know you're a dude, so you might have to go gay to pull this one off. You'll blindside her. The element of surprise is a big part of effective vengeance.
your hated
Time to break in and replace their Nutella with shit. Then you can chuckle evilly from your apartment when you hear their yells of disgust.
lmaoooo
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Get revenge. Make him cheat on her with you. I know you're a dude, so you might have to go gay to pull this one off. You'll blindside her. The element of surprise is a big part of effective vengeance.
awkward...I wonder if she knew you lived there...if so, that's just cruel