Oh hell no

By bigcityfail - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 282
You deserved it 3 369
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perdix 29

Get revenge. Make him cheat on her with you. I know you're a dude, so you might have to go gay to pull this one off. You'll blindside her. The element of surprise is a big part of effective vengeance.

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jennifer93 0

awkward...I wonder if she knew you lived there...if so, that's just cruel

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staceysgenesis16 0

wow. i think id move out at that point. lol.

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Brandnewuser 0

Most of the time people sign a lease.

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Bassmasterclassi 2

I'd agree unless they live under me then I'd have the loudest sex and make sure the ceiling above them shakes.

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BrokenDreamer24 15

I'm going to go with 32 on that. Make her feel bad about what she lost.

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minecraft_fml 4

tell the guy that she ceased on you with him

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minecraft_fml 4

*cheated damn iOS autocorrect!

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raven02 0

no perfect just bang her all this time o no hold on she cheated on you sorry

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mommyhazell 0

yea that does suck :(

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ImInABox 6

If they're anywhere near your apartment.. Have mad hot sex every night. It'll drive them away!

23 1
BahahahLOL 0

You'd know all about that you horny yellow sponge.

23 1
redhedsaysrawr 18

Oh he has tons of kinky imaginaaaaaaaaaation

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jennifer93 0

awkward...I wonder if she knew you lived there...if so, that's just cruel

33 1
mayoral26 0

yeah that's super awkward if she knew you lived there...

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epfdwefc19 0

especially since its an ex girlfriend

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CaptainPickles72 18

If your a petty son-of-o-bitch make it look like she's cheating on her fiance with you for revenge. Or............................threesome!

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perdix 29

Get revenge. Make him cheat on her with you. I know you're a dude, so you might have to go gay to pull this one off. You'll blindside her. The element of surprise is a big part of effective vengeance.

66 4
MrsBieber4Life 0

hahaha that's not a bad idea!

0 1
ambowew 7

Time to break in and replace their Nutella with shit. Then you can chuckle evilly from your apartment when you hear their yells of disgust.

19 1
SunDropGirl 0

hahaha win^ this made me laugh and it's a kind of stupid idea.. but it still made ne laugh

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Just tell him you're glad to donate your used toys to the less fortunate.

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