Oh hell no

By bigcityfail - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
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perdix 29

Get revenge. Make him cheat on her with you. I know you're a dude, so you might have to go gay to pull this one off. You'll blindside her. The element of surprise is a big part of effective vengeance.

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jennifer93 0

awkward...I wonder if she knew you lived there...if so, that's just cruel

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teague95 16

the girl a few fml's ago that "learnt it was a bad idea to eat her body weight in mcdonalds and twizzlers then run on a treadmill" could learn from your correct spelling. Goodjob! (;

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Bellacanfixit 2

Oh damn, get a pretty girl. You don't deserve that though, OP. /:

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aj_alex 0

Send u a message? Can u even do that on here?

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sonichero147 5

id show her I lived there and hopefully she may move out.

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sonichero147 5

then again I'd be like " bitch get the **** out of my home!"

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kinga08 0

You must live in a small town or have horrible luck. How do they pick out of all the possible apartment buildings to move into, the one you live in? FYL, but if they live in an apartment above you, below you, or next to you, make sure any girls you bring home scream your name so loud that they can hear! Haha :D

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vietguy808 0

if he knew abt u, and still messed around. kick his ass everyday in a way u can't get arrested

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Threepeaoh 0

Seems like it presents a timely opportunity for some sweet revenge

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amritsidhu6 0

take a shit in a plastic bag, light it on fire, throw at their doorstep, ring the door bell and peace it

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Bofferding_fml 6

nice one, all you need now is some soap to rub the stairs a few minutes before you know they'll leave for work, put a basket with fish bowels at the bottom of the stairs, take a cam, and profit!

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