Animals, Creepy and Neighbours: Oh, hello! - FML

Oh, hello!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to go meet my new upstairs neighbor, only to find out nobody actually moved in. The noises that have been coming from up there were made by rats. Lots of them. FML

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saranottelling 7

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:08

Have them make you a wonderful French meal. The rat in Ratatouille did it...

sakurag0525 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:13

get a cat...maybe a lot of them! XD

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Soulathyia 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 1:54

Ew where do you live in the ghetto? 

saranottelling 7

Wednesday 13 January 2010 2:06

You don't have to live in gross conditions to get rats or mice. The place my family lived in when I was younger got a few mice every winter and every few years we got some rats. It was just cold and they knew our house was warm. The apartment above the OP's is probably warm and free of predators and the previous occupants could have left some food scraps on the floor or something. Then, mama rat met papa rat and BOOM- the whole apartment is crawling with rats. Regardless of how it happened EWWWWW.

sallybobally 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 3:46

augh that blows! but dude seriously, you don't even have to get a cat, you can just borrow one. If you let a cat hang out in your place for a couple of hours, rodents will smell it and stay away. no joke, the front desk lady at my apartment complex told me that. ( and most apartments have rodents, if they are old at all)

thaprodigy_07 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 4:30

lmfao now that's funny haha

fatlip1828 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 5:41

I would rather have rats in my upstairs than crabs in my downstairs if you know what I'm saying :D aww...I made myself sad

lucifer69_fml 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 6:34

know what lots of rats mean? dead bodies. and we all know what that means..... THIS ****'S A MURDERER!!!!!!!!

Fminetoo 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:14

Since we all love to pick on each other about our english and grammar, where does the word "Unfounded" come from. : P

Flurgon 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 18:11

haha cant spell - its neighbours! if americans say they use english then they should spell it like we do

CyclonePsycho 1

Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:30

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Veritas143 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 22:16

Did you understand it? Did most people who speak English understand it? Isn't that the point of language? Now please kindly "Jog on, you twonk"

mildii 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 18:16

ewww how gross !!! rats as your neighbors !

davidhasmorefun 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 21:10

hahaha. did you think you had a bunch of midgets with sharp toes walking up there? skittle skattle

KagamiSama 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 0:40

Urgh, that's gross... D:

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