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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to go meet my new upstairs neighbor, only to find out nobody actually moved in. The noises that have been coming from up there were made by rats. Lots of them. FML
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saranottelling 7

Have them make you a wonderful French meal. The rat in Ratatouille did it...

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Scorpio1989 0

Ugh gross OP. Ew fyl for having to see that. But how can you mistake rat noises for human noises? Just saying.

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Scorpio1989 0

*accidental double post*

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perdix 29

Rent the movie "Willard," buy an enormous wheel of cheese and invite your neighbors over to watch. Maybe they will like the idea of being your trained army visiting vengeance on all of your enemies.

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Intoxicunt 5

Step one: Get a pipe. Step two: Play it. Step three: Walk toward the nearest body of water. =)

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TheLetterZero 7

Step one-point-five: Learn how to play a pipe. :P

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Intoxicunt 5

Haha, nice. It can't be that hard, though. I mean, it only has to appeal to rats. :D

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midgles 6

Did you just comment on your own comment pretending to be someone else?

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perdix 29

Rent the movie "Willard," buy an enormous wheel of cheese and invite your neighbors over to watch. Maybe they will like the idea of being your trained army visiting vengeance on all of your enemies.

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brittney_l 0

h0w l0ng did it take y0u t0 get this p0sted?

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The_Norwegian 2

What did you think were making all the scurrying sounds then, Little-People? 

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