Love, Embarrassing and Awkward: Old dog, new tricks

Old dog, new tricks

By Anonymous - 06/09/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML

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You deserved it 47 001

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By Minabee - 04/02/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I'm meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In doing so, I accidentally touched my neck with the iron, and I now have a burn there that look a lot like a hickey. FML

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You deserved it 4 903

By tkrause - 01/04/2013 17:17 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 452

You deserved it 4 167

By Anonymous - 24/09/2012 19:09 - United States

Today, my mother found a hickey on my neck. Not believing that it was from the hungry 2-month-old child I was holding, she confronted my boyfriend about it. He promptly accused me of cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 901

You deserved it 2 676

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By wtf?! - 30/05/2020 05:00

Today, out of boredom, I decided to dye my hair. I clumsily spilled some of the purple dye on my chest and shoulders. My insane mother is convinced the marks are hickeys I got from sneaking out and having sex with a boyfriend I don’t even have. She won’t listen, and I’m grounded for a month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 743

You deserved it 304

By Neckbruise101 - 15/10/2016 06:01 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML

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You deserved it 871

By sexxibxmami - 19/02/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, my mom came over to visit and permed my hair. Ten minutes after she started, I told her it was burning. She told me to suck it up because it doesn't hurt that badly. I now have scabs all over my scalp, hairline, and nape. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 082

You deserved it 3 728

The truth will set you free

By Imnotfromhere - 29/08/2021 23:01

Today, I told my mom I was with my female friend last night, because I wasn't ready to tell her about my new boyfriend. I didn't realize he gave me a hickey and now my whole family thinks I'm a lesbian. They won't stop making fun of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 461

You deserved it 1 036

By StayPositive - 03/11/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 475

You deserved it 9 612

By anonymous - 04/10/2017 20:51

Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 495

You deserved it 431

By Pierced - 30/05/2017 18:00

Today, my mother accused me of getting another lip piercing done on the sly to spite her. She finally realised I have more than one and won't believe I've always had two. Thanks for noticing, mom. FML

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You deserved it 440

DeathByFalchion 0

Monday 7 September 2009 1:34

Not THAT big of a deal if it happened to your mom too.

mhmmhmgood 0

Monday 7 September 2009 1:34

haa, ive used that one too

Comments

paigenicole_ 0

Monday 7 September 2009 3:57

bahahaha. i seriously did grab my neck with my hair straightener. :P it hurts, hickeys and hair straightener burns on the neck look waaaaay different than each other.

ilikeu12 0

Monday 7 September 2009 4:04

Hmmm bad luck?

ilikeu12 0

Monday 7 September 2009 4:11

Tramp passed on 2 another tramp

alliance_of_one 0

Monday 7 September 2009 4:16

I was in the same situation once, but it was on my shoulder, and I told my mom something fell off the shelf in my closet onto my shoulder. She didn't believe me, but she gave me credit for an original excuse.

nevele11 0

Monday 7 September 2009 4:25

Uhh, that same thing has happened to all of us. Every girls uses the 'burnt myself with the straightener' excuse. You're not special, & this isn't an FML.

xobaby 0

Monday 7 September 2009 4:32

Yeah I agree with that ↑ and #32

twenty_fml 0

Monday 7 September 2009 4:38

Sounds like my girlfriend sent this one in...

nicholleexo0 0

Monday 7 September 2009 17:25

are u serious lol

emumcman 0

Monday 7 September 2009 4:40

oh no! FML because I got a hickey and my parent noticed! Not a big deal. I know plenty of people who got hickeys and their parents didn't care. You're a bit dramatic.