Old habits die hard
atsukobo - 10/03/2012 06:04 - United States
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Ugh - 15/02/2011 17:10 - United States
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Jerk
Innocence - 13/02/2015 17:33 - United States - Amelia
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Anonymous - 07/08/2012 14:49 - United States
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nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia
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Fart are funny, period
amg85904 - 30/01/2009 00:13 - United States
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ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States
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When you're in a dream…
Anonymous - 12/01/2010 01:40 - United States
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Day terrors
Shameonme - - Morocco
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Nice Dream
Better seamstress than mistress - 12/05/2021 19:59
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Ladycakes - 04/06/2012 10:13 - United States - Altamonte Springs
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Sounds like something I'd do.
Awesome, I moderated this post
valadi
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He wasn't dreaming
Try having your very strong, 6'5'' boyfriend pull you into a leghold at 5:00 in the morning because he was fighting a guy in his sleep.
krs7g4
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Mine won't let me get out of bed. If I have to pee I have to wake him up. I feel bad about it, but as soon as I move he tightens his grip and I can't get him off. I can't wait until we get a queen sized bed. I need some space!
aww! i miss nights like that!!
shaka_Z_0929007
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Reading this just makes me feel uncomfortable, I'm sorry. But next time, make sure he cuddles you.
smart husband
Just for spite, make him some "silver dollar pancakes" for breakfast, lol.
At least he didn't do what my boyfriend did as I tried to snuggle, which was push me out of bed, causing me to smack my head on a hardwood floor. He didn't even wake up.
That really isn't an FML because nothing bad happened. So no your life doesn't suck. Sorry sweetie it's the truth.
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lol......well at least he didnt yell some other girl's name but still fyl
Now I anin't saying she's a gold digger...