Or he's a drug mule?

By jlujan00 - 05/12/2024 18:00 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I cleaned up the dog poop from around the back yard. This is how I discovered that my dog's favorite snack appears to be used condoms. FML
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talicaroxi 25

I'm suprised the dog hasn't been very ill from eating them

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smokecloud_ 37

All these sarcastic answers... you are responsible for cleaning your dog's poop! Mine used to get into my boyfriend's gum and I would find blue bits in his poop. :(

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DoomSkuller 28

Most undigestible things tend to just pass through, though sometimes may cause blockage in the exit port which in turn may cause health problems if not taken care of soon enough.

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vikky538 28

May be the correction could be: he ate all the used protection

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luvlu444 24

well it could be worse. some poor girl/guy could have stds

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Kiernan151 25

I'm would be more worried about my dog possibly choking to death, or having to have very expensive surgery, rather than a disease than can probably be cured.

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my_dog_is_better 19

I don't think a dog eating condoms effects wether or not an unknown person uses them.

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allykaymorris 24

At least he doesn't bring them to your guests as gifts!

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idk_rose 25

And where does he get these used condoms ?

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mrlawlor7777 26

Well they should; those filthy baggers go from port to port.

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llexibearr 17

the real question is why are there used condoms in your backyard..

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ellabellaboom 24

Let me try to explain. Going out on a limb but here goes: OP's dog ate used condoms and pooped in the backyard. The condoms were in the poop. Not physically in the backyard. That is what I gathered from the fml.

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llexibearr 17

besides the point, there just laying around for the dog to eat..

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countryb_cth 38

Probably not, some times dogs go through the garbage without the owner knowing. Really don't think OP left condoms laying around especially since they are a dog owner.

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ThatSlappinBass 32

36, Exactly! My stepdad's dog is smart enough to put her paw on the lever that opens the trash lid in the bathroom. If we don't leave the door closed, we come back to trash everywhere. OP could have a very smart dog with a very odd taste.

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tattoosandtea 5

my dog takes them out of the bin..the idiot...so we had to get one with a proper lid..this was after he chewed a disposable razor...(he was fine, but my bank balance wasn't)

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MoroseMoose 47

Wow 46, I'm glad your dog was ok! That's scary

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