By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 18:20 - United States
Same thing different taste
By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States
By upliftmofo - 28/03/2011 05:56 - Belgium
By disgusted - 16/03/2012 09:02 - United States
Doggy dog world
By bigdaddy - 25/09/2009 15:01 - United States
By Roommate - 28/09/2016 16:03 - United States - Olympia
By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States
By busted - 02/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Edmonton
Bad boy
By Really - 14/05/2023 08:00 - United States
By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States
By aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51
Top comments
Comments
Dirty mouth? Clean it up!
Blonde, blonde, blonde! I JUST made that joke..
#26, give the poor girl a chance.
When you said yup yup it for some reason reminded me of that old kids movie with the little dinosaurs trying to get to the great valley, I think the one who says yup yup name was duckie, can't remember the damn name of the movie though or figure out why it matters or why I brought it up... Heh.
The name of the movie was The Land Before Time GoW Chick... Glad I could help! ;)
^ LAND BEFORE TIME!!!
I see no mistake the dog owner made.
Yeah The Land Before Time was, is the best! 'Oh no no no no! Spike cannot swim!' I remember a line like that I think from Duckie? So cute! Now I want to watch it hehe.
21 I believe 6 made the joke first, and here you are telling someone else you made it first.
^Dont be too observant.
Sure...your roommate "mistakenly" used your toothbrush for his dog...
Well that's a shitty situation.
Sooo i take it your breath stinks?
You'd expect so, but it actually smells of daisies and sunshine!
Dogs mouths are cleaner then humans so ya
Start using cat shit as toothpaste, you'll find out.
Start using cat shit as toothpaste, you'll find out.
Thumbs down ALL the reposts
No SHIT :D haha
Gross you should deffintly get a new toothbrush
Holy shit! Your ideas put Einstein to shame!
You dont say?
NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
now y would he do that, I hear cat poop tastes great, especially when it just been in a dogs mouth! (p.s.anyone else find it kinda ironic how a dog would eat a cats shit?)
Keep digging Watson.
3- You should 'deffintly' learn how to spell.
well that makes a shitty day...
The word 'shitty' in a pun... Never heard that one
At least it is slightly better than the more typical "shitty situation".
you're new to FML aren't you
Dogs have the cleanest mouths because their Siliva is "special" and desinegrates and destroys bacteria and food residue so your good;)
K_Kanaka, I thumbed up your comment just because I felt bad since you two posted at the same time. haha
Wat the french toast u son of a biscut eating bulldog
Hah there I thumbed you:)
Solution: Buy a new toothbrush. Oh, but before you do, make sure you kick out your roommate. He sounds like a douche.
Why would they kick him out if it was an honest mistake? It doesn't say that he intentionally used OPs toothbrush.
Its not his fault... Read the fml.
OP's roommate totally did that on purpose.
Fresh cat poop yumm!!!
Tell your roommate you thought his toothbrush was the scrub brush for the toilet.
Haha thanks! :]
Keywords
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!
Dirty mouth? Clean it with, Orbit.