Dogs, Poopoo peepee and Animals: Handful

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By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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By Caqtusmonkey - 25/08/2016 15:28 - United States - Arlington

Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML

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Chocolate chip

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 14:00

Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2019 06:00

Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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By itzcorinnelove - 18/08/2009 16:11 - United States

Today, I was walking my Aunt's dog to the park and I grabbed a few doggy bags to pick up the poop. As it turns out the bag had a small unoticable hole in it, that grew bigger as I fit my hand through it. I ended up using my hand to pick up the poop and didnt realize it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

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By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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Scooper

By yikes - 02/03/2013 15:32 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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janise 2

Monday 19 October 2009 20:06

I think many people are missing the point that the OP didn't know what was in the dog's mouth. Part of being a responsible dog owner is ensuring the dog doesn't consume something that could make them ill. Unfortunately, sometimes that means taking something out of their mouths.

SirSantpoort 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 8:01

Maybe because if it was something dangerous the dog coukd suffocate, idiot?

Comments

paivarotti 0

Monday 19 October 2009 9:49

Irrelevent of the fact that it was dog crap, why the hell would you try to scoop partially chewed food out of the dog's mouth?

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 4:47

did u just say unheeded

SirSantpoort 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 8:01

Maybe because if it was something dangerous the dog coukd suffocate, idiot?

noshitsherlock 0

Monday 19 October 2009 9:53

EWWWWWWWWWW gross!

IamSpartacus 0

Monday 19 October 2009 9:54

LOL!

nabzilla 0

Monday 19 October 2009 9:55

Eww gross.

BellaMuerte_fml 0

Monday 19 October 2009 9:56

Uhm. Ew...

Clitastrophe 0

Monday 19 October 2009 10:06

You left out half of the story, the part where you only attempted to fish partially-chewed food out of your dog's mouth because you were hungry. Did you enjoy your dog shit?

couturefab 0

Monday 19 October 2009 10:13

lmao. imma call you Captain McShitty

blastvortex 3

Monday 19 October 2009 10:42

And what did you expect it was, a lovely little piece of tiramisu lying on the ground? It's a good thing to grabbed it when you did though, since it's better to have gotten it on your hand(s) now than had to clean up not only the other dog's shit but your own dog's vomit off of your living room carpet later. You averted a disaster. Next!

Seegtease 0

Monday 19 October 2009 10:50

Just letting you know, if you're the type of person who lets your dog lick your face, your dog is smearing shit all over your face. This FML illustrates that. Disgusting.

Djoooiz 0

Monday 19 October 2009 11:18

When your dog is eating another dogs' shit, it means that he's missing something in his own food.

Shuinoshina 0

Monday 19 October 2009 14:32

This ^. YDI for not giving your dog a well rounded diet.

weinerdog 2

Monday 19 October 2009 15:18

Total garbage. I have two dogs that were saved from a lousy life in a puppy mill. They are spoiled rotten now, but for many of them it's behavior that takes a long time to unlearn, if they ever do at all. Think before you type.