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By theonlychildd1 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a friend from work threw a party. We each had to dress up as a deceased celebrity. I thought it'd be a perfect time to dress up as Marilyn Monroe. When I arrived to the party, my boss said, "But… Rosie O'Donnell isn't dead." FML
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konnermoses 0

man he's messed up.

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VeroAnne 11

If you had a blonde wig on than he is an idiot, Rosie has brown hair.

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robbilee 14

Maybe kill Rosie, then go back and say "happy?" that will shut him up

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Why kill her? Do you know how many people would... Oh, wait. No one would care. Huh, fantastic idea, good sir.

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Jvr91 8

Well her career is dead

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flockz 19

what are you saying!?!?!? i would ca- actually no i really wouldnt. kill her.

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stealthkitten 3

So that's where Wilson went when he left Tom Hanks...

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lindseyluvszac 4

Your boss went too far. That's just ****** harsh. Sorry OP, you can wallow in a corner now :(

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RetardedBullFrog 4

This fml reminds me of what happened this morning: Me: Who the heck is Rosie O'Donnell? Friend: Exactly.

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dolphincheddar 10

It's not harsh if she's ugly, in fact if she's ugly that makes it ******* hilarious.

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Gourmet_Taco 0

I'm surprised someone hasn't killed her yet :s

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Yodaevil 4

My ass doesnt look like John Wayne, so I wouldnt go as him! I'm more a white Urkel...

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silver0jay 11

Wait... I thought she was already dead! Hm... hand me the gun, I'll take care of it.

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theybebitchin 4

Im thinking its because shes really really fat, like rosie o donell. YDI, OP. If your obese, dont dress as marilyn monroe.

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fmlsaresofunnyy 8

Was your wig or hair brown?!?! Wait I'm thinking it Roseanne....

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skiier4life 1

Why would you post the comment if halfway through you realized you were thinking about the wrong person?

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lindseyluvszac 4

I know right, almost like sisters... 'cough cough'

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birdboy1 0

I don't think Marilyn Monroe is eathier

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daltyboy 0

u dumb ass hahahaha ur truley stupid

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bitchslapped22 14

Ironic comment, learn to spell before you call other people stupid ^ but yes, I'm afraid to inform you that she is dead.

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MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

no, #6 he doesn't live under a rock, Patrick does!

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raphanne_fml 33

#65 be careful, you might start a debate on child abuse VS parenting :D (love your picture by the way)

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kei1108 13

This is what Marilyn Monroe has done to the world...

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hobbsicle805 0

#5 trolled the shit out of you all

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Tristyxxx 24

Marilyn was a size 14 she wasn't super skinny. Rosie is big but c'mon that was a jerk move of him. Also, did you get the right hair color?

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ilovecookies83 0

Also, did you forget the beauty mark above your lip?

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jessesgirl14 16

Marilyn wore a size 12 dress and a size 8 pants... In modern day sizes that would be a size 6 and a size 4.... She was NOT plus-sized....

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RockstarRN 10

So you knew her personally? What a joke!

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RinaRina 9

he dident know her personally, he did as i and read a book about her where it was mentioned..

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MarlaSurette1 0

http://dailyvenusdiva.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Marilyn-Monroe.jpg Marilyn WAS not very thin, but she was beautiful and this is proof that she was plus sized.

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SadinSherman 16

I think no matter what size Marilyn Monroe was,no one could call her fat or ugly

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naren723 11

No, at times she actually was a plus size but her weight was constantly on a roller coaster from 16 to a size 2.

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bwenduh45 7

You should've been like I know she's talking to me right now.

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markrs 0

do u not know how to dress like marilyn...

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shannon1029 4

You should of dressed up as Amy whinehouse!

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TanyaKJC 9

85, my cat looks just like that!!! Odd... anyway, it really makes me wonder what she wore that made her look like rosie rather than marilyn. She prob didn't even try that hard to really look like her

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