Partytime! Yay!
By theonlychildd1 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By theonlychildd1 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Eat your salad, no dessert....
Who throws a party where you have to dress up as a deceased celebrity?
How original of you. Not
You could say he did a good job for being the dead fat guy from jackass!
haha!
you should have mentioned that Marilyn Monroe, still considered one of the sexiest women EVER, was a size 16.... and tbh if you're bigger than that... just don't try ;)
you can view her handmade dresses and measurements at the theater museums in NY. Her clothes are tiny, a modern size four at the height of her career. At some points she did gain weight but she always lost it before appearing in print or movies. Sizes have changed a lot because people in general have just gotten so large.
That was a total bitch move from ur boss..just sayin...-__-
Either you have a really bad Marilyn Monroe costume, or you're just fat. Either way you need to fix that
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