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By redheadmess - 20/07/2020 02:01

Today, my grandfather sent me a bill from when I had to live with him in foster care. I apparently owe him 62k for shampoo, food, etc. FML

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By needofmoney - 18/02/2011 02:16 - United States

Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML

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By GonnnaBBroke - 04/06/2021 22:01

Today, I lived at home rent free, until now. According to my mother, I receive "too many packages" from online shopping, and now I need to "chip in." FML

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By armenta427 - 07/10/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML

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By hkbaer - 27/09/2019 22:00 - United States

Today, my dad tried to charge me $3000 for a car that my dead grandma, his mother, left to me in her will. I have to live with this asshole. FML

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By grounded. - 02/03/2010 06:46 - United States

Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML

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By swee t - 21/09/2016 19:02 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I got a bill from my former attorney for the call he made to me begging me not to turn him in for stealing all my money and almost causing me lose my home. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 02:11 - Canada

Today, I received a surprise "absolute final notice" email for payment of an overdue fee from the university I withdrew from 6 months ago. Turns out, my old landlord has been hoarding their letters to me. As a result, my credit is now in the shitter and I had to pay an extra $120 in interest. FML

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By ENZ - 03/11/2019 23:30

Today, I finally got my paycheck that I could enjoy $300 for myself after taking care of my bills with so many other ones. Then, I find out that the water was shut off, which is supposed to be my roommate's responsibility. Apparently, he has not paid it in months, and they want $288. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 16:38 - United States

Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML

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By Dopeboyfresh71 - 19/12/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML

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Top comments

stealthPastry 15

Monday 20 July 2020 2:26

Send him back a receipt... include the money the state gave him for your care with all the interest you charge for allowing him to keep it from you... somehow it “magically” comes to the 62K he’s trying to charge.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 20 July 2020 2:39

If you were in foster care, the old bastard was getting money for your upkeep from the state! In the meantime, send him $10 a week for the next 6200 weeks.

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Robert Cruikshank 7

Monday 20 July 2020 2:11

When was the last time you called him just because. This might be his way of letting you know he misses you in his life. Or he is broke and needs some money.

stealthPastry 15

Monday 20 July 2020 2:26

Send him back a receipt... include the money the state gave him for your care with all the interest you charge for allowing him to keep it from you... somehow it “magically” comes to the 62K he’s trying to charge.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 20 July 2020 2:39

If you were in foster care, the old bastard was getting money for your upkeep from the state! In the meantime, send him $10 a week for the next 6200 weeks.

Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

Monday 20 July 2020 21:01

sent 10 a week? why send anything at all.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 20 July 2020 21:26

Just to stick it to him, and also to keep debt collectors at bay.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 20 July 2020 4:00

yeah he can eat the fossilized shit he's throwing at you

Fran Rolli 8

Monday 20 July 2020 4:10

******* dick head

Fran Rolli 8

Monday 20 July 2020 4:11

Fuc🚽ing penishead

Lydmyers 9

Monday 20 July 2020 10:07

wow. OP, tell him to **** off.

Brightside86 30

Monday 20 July 2020 22:03

Sounds like he must be truly desperate. I wonder what's really going on.

Hangryko 29

Tuesday 21 July 2020 6:31

What's going on is that OP's grandfather is an asshole.

A-aron - BLM ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾 3

Tuesday 21 July 2020 1:36

If anything, he needs to be giving you money. you were a child and thw state gave him money to take care of all of that

Davey Crocker 7

Tuesday 21 July 2020 21:27

Could it be for a tax write off?

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