Paying Bills By FML Videos - 19/10/2018 00:30 It just disappears! I agree, your life sucks 309 You deserved it 84 Share Tweet Share
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 849 You deserved it 6 672
Today, my girl bestie, who I secretly have a crush on, sent me a screenshot of my girlfriend tagging me on a Facebook post, saying, “So when were you planning on telling me you have a girlfriend?” I fucking told my girlfriend not to tag me on shit in social media but she did it anyway. Now my bestie won’t talk to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 67 You deserved it 1 412
Today, right before sex, with his dick out and the condom in one hand, the guy I was with answered a phone call from his mum. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 262 You deserved it 403
Today, my mom and I were watching this movie in which some girls start making out. My mother called them "sinners" claiming they'll "burn in hell twice". Then she said, "God doesn't like gays." I'm a lesbian. I picked out this movie as a way of coming out. FML I agree, your life sucks 109 061 You deserved it 17 107
Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML I agree, your life sucks 53 973 You deserved it 6 127
Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML I agree, your life sucks 81 845 You deserved it 804 026
Today, I kept my cats indoors to be safe on Halloween, making sure to keep the food full and litter boxes clean. After dinner, I got dressed up and spent two hours at a party. When I got home, there was a large, rancid butt-loaf waiting on my bed. Unappreciative little fuckers. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 869 You deserved it 1 620
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 205 You deserved it 6 570