Paying Bills By FML Videos - 19/10/2018 00:30 It just disappears! I agree, your life sucks 309 You deserved it 84 Share Tweet Share
Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML I agree, your life sucks 52 139 You deserved it 28 443
Today, at the restaurant where I work, a guest choked on a bone from her crosscut ribs. She asked me to bring the manager over, so I did. When he got there, she complained that the bone could have seriously injured her, and we should be more careful of where we put the bones in the ribs. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 429 You deserved it 3 084
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 340 You deserved it 1 050
Today, my son is having housing issues, so I let him stay at my place for a while. Today, he found out that the quiet, dorky-looking professor who lives next door is an MMA fighter. He tried to break into the guy's house in the middle of the night and is now in the hospital. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 386 You deserved it 4 202
Today, my mother was trying to have yet another "helpful" conversation about how to fix my anxiety. My sister's insightful comment? "I think your problem is that you need to get laid." My mom agreed with her. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 652 You deserved it 4 226
Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 351 You deserved it 3 457
Today, I realized that in the 3 and half month relationship with a wonderful guy I truly like, so far I've masturbated more than the whole year I was single before I met him. FML I agree, your life sucks 934 You deserved it 267
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 684 You deserved it 2 388