Money and Customers: Pennies From Heaven

Pennies From Heaven

By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 04:02

Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML

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By minimoonpie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after, complaining they were too expensive. FML

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By smallpaycheck - 16/08/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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Nice try

By Ellie - 06/07/2022 00:01

Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 00:22 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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By lemongrab - 18/05/2014 14:14 - Canada

Today, I was chewed out by a lady who claimed the laptop she bought wouldn't turn on, and that she wanted a refund. She yelled and shoved the laptop at me, not even listening when I told her I didn't even work at that store. FML

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By anonymous - 30/09/2012 05:32 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML

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By rhartnett11 - 23/04/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML

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By diablo - 23/05/2018 19:00

Today, I assisted my first customer at my first job as a Target cashier. When I rang up this lady's items and gave her the total, not only did she hiss at me and spit in my face, but she also dragged my manager over and demanded that he fire me. He did. FML

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riley873 21

Saturday 7 September 2019 5:09

not that it'll justify her behavior, but why return them after 5 minutes? I'd have wide-eyed you to hell and back tbh

GamerChickxoxo 16

Saturday 7 September 2019 4:40

she wont have a job very long lol

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GamerChickxoxo 16

Saturday 7 September 2019 4:40

she wont have a job very long lol

riley873 21

Saturday 7 September 2019 5:09

not that it'll justify her behavior, but why return them after 5 minutes? I'd have wide-eyed you to hell and back tbh

alycion 38

Saturday 7 September 2019 10:30

I’ve done it with impulse purchases before. Got in my car and felt guilty about spending the money.

Seeya55 31

Saturday 7 September 2019 14:04

I've had to shop for a specific sweater for the kids before, event at school, ect. I'll have looked through like 8 stores and finally come across one that's VERY close to what I need. Purchase, Literally the next store I browse through for something else, THEY HAVE IT! Walked back to other store and returned within 10 minutes. I'm already at the mall that's 20 minutes away, why TF would I hold onto it for the next time I shop? I found what I needed in a store that isn't specific for kids so I need to return! OP's Situation may have been Cashier waited on her and helped her try stuff, and coming back 5 minutes later to return she wasted her time. Cashier was still an asshole, that's literally what shes paid to do; sell and return.