Piss off

By Anonymous - 02/05/2023 12:00

Today, I had to deal with my crazy new neighbour who tried to physically stop me from laying my new driveway, on my property, because she claimed she’s allergic to cement while it’s still wet. Even if that were true, piss off back to your house away from the wet cement then. FML
I agree, your life sucks 996
You deserved it 95

Same thing different taste

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Wow, she is batshit crazy! Do yourself a favor and start documenting everything she does to you. Good luck, I think you're gonna need it with this one.

Things like this make me appreciate my own neighbors - Occasionally slightly annoying, but not batshit crazy!

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Wow, she is batshit crazy! Do yourself a favor and start documenting everything she does to you. Good luck, I think you're gonna need it with this one.

Things like this make me appreciate my own neighbors - Occasionally slightly annoying, but not batshit crazy!

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Tell her those 5G antennas you have on top of your house are protecting her from pedophile government cabals, but they also shoot tiny nano machines with invisible vaccines that cause autism and covid, but protects her from wet concrete allergies. If she asks for proof, tell her you have concrete evidence that if she comes over screaming insanities, the FBI listening on the 5G will arrest her. Then call 911 and report harassment from a neighbor who is mentally unwell and experiencing a mental health crisis. Rinse and repeat!

Maybe if she stopped sniffing glue her 'allergies' would improve...