I don't have a mother. I was mechanically formed by using tiny tweezers to piece together bits and pieces of DNA from 836 random people, and incubated in an ostrich egg. I clawed my way out at the age of 2, and was nursed to life on the teat of a huge motherfucking brown bear in the Arctic. Hence my webbed feet.

Seriously, maybe it's you Nazooer, who has some growing up to do. It's kind of allmidnighteye's thing to reply to comments and say something funny. You'd notice that if you actually bothered to read the comments that you feel the need to put yourself above. Those sexist women jokes were funny the first three times, but now it's just stupid. It's all been said and done. Before you start screaming out different insults, get some new material. I'm sure a moron like you could do it. Then again, maybe not. There's no such thing as a "true" or "correct" opinion. That's why it's an opinion, not a fact. Everyone's entitled to one. but enforcing it makes you seem like a loser. By the way, if you want to play with words and say, "Okay. I'm a douche meaning I'm a ****** cleaner," please find the knowledge to find out that "fag" originally meant cigarette before we gave it a new meaning. The new meaning being homosexual. Go ahead, lash out at me, use all your words, but you're the one who fails. Grow up. Move out of your mom's house. Get a job. Thanks. :D