Placebo

By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
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iNewKid 20

You can't play a joke on your mom, mothers always win.

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jasonswife423 18

Gotta go with ydi. Your lie caused a whole pan of delicious brownies to be thrown away.

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hockey_kid23 18

this is probably just me but it appears as though you only have one course of action to follow... SAVE THE BROWNIES!!!

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pete9913 23

ouch, you hear about that, but never really know if it really happened. at least that shows that it can, and maybe warns you who you can't mess around with. sorry OP. hope she lets it go.

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VeganVampyre 26

Hear about what, the placebo effect? There are many studies proving that it's real...

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FalloutScrolls 25

Did anyone else let out a Darth Vader style "Nooooo" for the brownies? ...no? Ok.

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KaidensCrow 18

just for the record... you can taste weed in brownies, tbh they taste much better with weed in them... not that I'd know that from personal experience though. lol plus the whole house would smell like weed. on a side note... can a drug dog accurately hit on marijuana brownies? how do you know he doesn't just want a one? Lol Dog: "hmm... you know, I'm not quite sure. this sniff test is non conclusive. I'm going to have to move on to the taste test to be absolutely sure"

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lenehey 7

Chocolate is poison for dogs, so don't joke about it, please. Make it a raisin cookie and that's a damn funny comment!

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brezzyanna 17

Dogs can't eat raisins, it'll kill them. Same with grapes and onions. Make it sugar cookies

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smokecloud_ 37

Why is 25 downvoted? Grapes(raisins are dried grapes), onions, garlic, avocado, chocolate, cooked bones, etc. are all bad for dogs. Might not KILL them depending on their size and amount ingested, but still not great for them. I say peanut butter cookies!! Yummy.

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MandieL 27

I don't know why 24 and 25 got down voted either. The skin in grapes have a toxin that can destroy dogs kidneys. I'd go with peanut butter cookies as well, but without, or at least with less, sugar.

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RedPillSucks 31

the mom has probably never had weed, or maybe a long time ago so she's not going to be that great at detecting. its not like a pot head eating pot brownies

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DoomedGemini 37

If I had to count the amount of times I've heard "but this dog ate..!" Id be here forever. Some people really don't believe that it will kill them for that reason and won't listen to me if I tell them different. Or they might not like people being serious when they just want to giggle.

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earlytermination 34

You should make a new batch as an apology but put weed in it this time. See if she notices the difference :)

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xninix_fml 36

Weed brownies taste nasty, and regular brownies are delicious. So she most likely would notice the difference.

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RedPillSucks 31

depends on how you make them. If you use butter to sautee the weed in, it draws out the THC. you keep the butter and toss the rest. use the butter to make the brownies, not that I'd know from personal experience

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earlytermination 34

she seems dumb enough not to know the difference, and you can make it so it's not all weed you taste.

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Tyguy823 14

You can't really joke with moms like that some freak out in some bad ways and its results In that

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GhostFox 33

Your mother is an idiot. Tell her to take a drug test if she is that serious about thinking you drugged her/spiked the brownies. Simple solution, and if she didn't think of it, she was just looking for a reason to punish you.

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worldclassrager 39

Just say some street corner dealer...it's broad enough and will probably lift your grounded sentence

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hwll16 3

Tell her to take a drug test if she won't believe you.

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