your profile pic isbthe exact opposite of what someone saying that would look like.

derp typing

Anyone notice how "OP" is like the cyclops version of ":P"?

Finally feeling happy. In comes troll mom. Aaaaand there it goes.

Meh, screw weed, I'm only high after sex.

You should make them buy a drug test before grounding you. That's what my brother did to my parents.. But it ended up being positive anyway lol.

High on life enough said!

LOL!

Yeah! Good for you.

Moral of the story: moping always wins

**** yeah!!!!!

OP: I'm in such a great mood :D first time this has happened for weeks! OP's mom: *enters room* OP: oh hey mom! I'm feeling great! OP's mom: you're high. aaaaand grounded. OP: wtf??? good feeling's gone :/

My mother does the opposite. If I'm in a bad mood, she gets on my case. So I constantly have to pretend to be happy, because if I dare let on that I'm upset, I get punished. Like I literally get grounded for crying.

Ah. Well, thankfully I'm a thousand miles away from the 'rents. XD it's just that my phone calls go like this: "yeah, life is going great right now." "OMIGOD ARE YOU ON DRUGS?!"

"How are you today, HowAreYouToday? You better not be happy!"

I get you! Same with my mom. All my mom says is sop making a fool out of urself. What a great way to make someone happy again huh? xP

One time I was in a really good mood, and my mom thought I was on drugs because of it. I never thought of myself of being gloomy, and it was a mood killer and sort of depressing. Sigh.

... aaaand now the song is stuck in my head.

And don't it feel good? Yes, grammar Nazis, not all songs use perfect english.

Oh great, this also reminded me of "i gotta pocket full of sunshine" well it'll be stuck in my head for quite a while..like Emma stone in easy A, I'll be singing that in the fricken shower.

"Woah double rainbow all the way in the sky!"

Across the sky* just noticed hah..

I instantly thought of Family guy when I read your comment

I don't understand o.0

"you're happy?! That's it! You're grounded for a month!"

Where from OP's statement did you get "Goth Parents"

#26, from making shit up -- it's kinda my hobby, and my gift.

26 - she got it from your name

Perdix is a guy, just thought you should know.

Riight thanks. My apologies, mister perdix.

26, don't tell me you practice goth.

71- I never knew you could practice goth. I thought one just became goth? Hmm. I'll be back. I need to research this.

60- you never know, perdix Could have been lying to us all this time, just to screw with our minds... °_•

In Hungary, white is the new black!

"Mom, I'm happy." :) "Happy?! What the hell kinda drugs are you on?!!"

"Why the hell is our child dancing on the roof, singing Bob Marley songs?"

This is a crappy fml he didn't even get grounded. Who cares if his parents think he's on drugs. Worst fml ever!!

They probably wouldn't have a clue.

They'd probably flip out on him twice as much, One being he's on drugs and two for him trying to get the lobster off of their face.

Drugs are good mkay

Nice catch ;)

That song is gonna be stuck in my head for a week now. Thanks.

Love this song! ..thanks.. now it's stuck in my head... till the end of my workday, everybody at my work will be mumbling it as well :D

you know when you see lyrics, you're able to sing them but you're mind isn't capable of telling you the name and artist? I have that right now :( I'm gonna have to Google this :(

Gorillaz - clint eastwood. Song rules! Feel good inc kicks ass too. Anyone remember the old itunes dancing silhouette commercials?

only just noticed my mistake *your. I need to slow down when typing or proof read!

You know what that song is about right? You stiff anti-weed butts.