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By cavgirl - 12/04/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML

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By jordyn173 - 08/04/2012 03:19 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

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By dodgerkiss - 10/06/2009 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML

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…and then everyone clapped

By boobsnbaseball - 02/07/2021 05:59

Today, my boyfriend and I got put on the Kiss cam at a baseball game. Instead of kissing me, he grabbed my boobs and got the biggest round of applause I have heard in my life. FML

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Great prank ideas #47

By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 23:01 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

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By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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By Bella - 26/10/2018 03:00

Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML

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That'll be a no from me, dawg

By Anonymous - 25/11/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, despite knowing that I hate being the center of attention (and think that public proposals are stupid anyway), my boyfriend popped the question at a crowded hockey game. I threw up all over him, with thousands of people watching. FML

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By ItSucks - 01/01/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

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Monday 13 April 2009 1:59

the crowd should of started the "asshole" chant

rortiz 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:02

Next time he asks you to go somewhere or do something tell him - "not in this lifetime"

Comments

sam34_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 7:11

FAKE FAKE FAKE

gameguy223 0

Monday 13 April 2009 7:13

If I were there I'd probably throw popcorn or something at him that was just plain rude. Either that or you should have grabbed his face and kissed him that would have been funny.

lnm701 0

Monday 13 April 2009 7:33

WTF is wrong with people defending this guy? Did he have to kiss her? No. Did he have to be a complete and utter asshole about it? Also no. He could have kissed her on the cheek or even given her a hug. There's no reason to completely humiliate someone who you apparently like enough, even if just as a friend, to voluntarily spend time with.

bobhope123 0

Monday 13 April 2009 7:35

@34, 38 - was she hot?

Calaura9 0

Monday 13 April 2009 7:40

I'm sorry this happened to you, but I hope he paid for your ticket at least. Or else you paid over $30 to be embarrassed infront of hundresa of people. Btw evryone who claims to have been there says that you're hotter than him. I hope you get over it and find a guy who deserves you and is proud to kiss you in public.

chris5182 0

Monday 13 April 2009 7:40

#85 if that happened in philadelphia you guys would be too busy being queers to boo anybody out of anywhere.

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Monday 13 April 2009 8:24

#139 - An entire city of gay people, huh? Unlikely. Grow up.

ryan__h 1

Monday 13 April 2009 8:25

# 134 you are a retard

Obbywan 0

Monday 13 April 2009 8:44

Who cares, you go to see LeBron James own Paul Pierce and the Celtics

ThatDarnBandit 0

Monday 13 April 2009 9:38

I think the guy has a right to not want to kiss this chick. Has anyone considered he said it in a sarcastic ton and she took it the wrong way? Maybe he just wants to be friends so jokingly he said "Hah not in this life time" Also: AM I the only one who finds it curious there are "I saw that" comments despite like 2 comments saying that didn't happen?