Health, Smoking and Students: Please go outside

Please go outside

By Anonymous - 26/05/2022 14:00

Today, I just found out I have a roommate who smokes. I can’t change roommates for at least six months. I put on the form that I wanted a non-smoker because of health issues, but someone looked at the form wrong. At the moment they’re full up. FML

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Today, my request to move apartments was once again denied. My next door neighbor’s constant marijuana smoke wafts over every day, and the woman upstairs is pregnant with her sixth child. It’s like a herd of elephants living above me. They won’t let me out of my lease unless I pay a huge amount. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2022 18:01 - United States - Marion

Today, my landlord told me they are making my building non-smoking. The main reason I moved to this old run-down building was it was cheap and I could smoke in my own home, since you can't find that anymore. Oh, they also just increased rent by 20%. FML

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By John Brown - 24/07/2018 15:00

Today, my roommate told me that I have to find a new place to live because I make his new girlfriend uncomfortable. I just had surgery and am bedridden. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2023 10:00

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By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2021 02:01 - United States - Orlando

Today, I found out my roommate was exposed to COVID back on New Year's. She tested positive on the 4th and was scared too tell me because she, "didn't want me to see her as irresponsible." Now I can't work for 2 weeks and need to find a place to stay because my roommate still doesn't think it's "that serious." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 16:00 - United States - Auburn

Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Verona

Today, my roommate stunk up the entire floor again with his rancid bathroom trips from spicy foods so much that I ended up wearing a t-shirt over my nose just to play video games in my own room. He gets offended when I tell him to open the bathroom window to vent it out. If only I owned my own home… FML

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kitten79TX 5

Thursday 26 May 2022 17:59

You need to make a bigger fit and stress that this is a necessity due to health reasons. it's their mistake and it needs to be fixed.

sarsuela 29

Thursday 26 May 2022 17:25

as if the smell doesn't come in with them

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 26 May 2022 15:41

Maybe you should take up smoking just to fit in. It looks so cool in movies, maybe you ought to give it a go.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 26 May 2022 16:35

It's their mistake, they have to go outside when they want to smoke.

sarsuela 29

Thursday 26 May 2022 17:25

as if the smell doesn't come in with them

kitten79TX 5

Thursday 26 May 2022 17:59

You need to make a bigger fit and stress that this is a necessity due to health reasons. it's their mistake and it needs to be fixed.

D J's MOM 17

Friday 27 May 2022 12:56

do you a have a copy of the form? if so, threaten to sue them if they don't fix it. medical problems are serious and can't be ignored. show them your not a weenie, don't back down.