Preparation

By Anonymous - 18/08/2022 12:00

Spicy
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 482
You deserved it 445
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Crowned Sataness 12

if you can't remember why you are with him, then why are you with him? stop wasting your time and find someone more suited to you

17 0
Brightside86 30

Seems like a very odd deal breaker, I mean obviously if anal isn't a good experience for both parties it's not going to happen again...

7 0

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Why would you want to be with a guy who you don't want to blow on-demand? I'm flummoxed.

2 3
Plop 17

You wrote this comment just because you wanted to use the word "flummoxed", admit it. We all know it.

3 0
RichardPencil 30

No, that's not what I'd consider an impressing word. When you see me use "ultracrepidarian," then you'll know I'm showing off.

2 0
Crowned Sataness 12

if you can't remember why you are with him, then why are you with him? stop wasting your time and find someone more suited to you

17 0
Brightside86 30

Seems like a very odd deal breaker, I mean obviously if anal isn't a good experience for both parties it's not going to happen again...

7 0
crackbombz 8

Not sure why this is suck a big deal. The guy was super horny and was bummed out he couldn’t even get head. Just take one for the team and pop that sucker in your mouth

0 2