Puppy love

By Hotmama - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was nice to my son's friend. He's 27 and needs to get a life, so now he won't stop texting me and flirting. I will have to escort him back, not just to the "friend zone", but to the "I'm twice your age and your friend's mom zone." FML
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Catdragon 40

I would be flattered, but also weirded out. I mean on one hand he thinks you're smoking hot for your age! On the other he's your son's friend.

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Goblin182 26

On the other hand he is 27 and pretty clueless and very needy if he has to be escorted back to the friend zone.

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RichardPencil 30

Your age is not an issue -- lots of guys are into MILFs. If your son is already friends with him, it'll be so much better if he becomes his step-dad or at least an "uncle ;)"

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Scotth901 22

Awkward, but it could (probably not) work out for you if you wanted it to...

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TMO2142 25

This is just weird in so many ways, good luck. oh and dont forget to block his number.

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player69badboy 0

Give him a treat hotmamma

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Moerighan 23

Being nice to you doesn't mean I want to sleep with you. This is an epidemic, jeez.

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bobsanction 18

Nothing wrong with older women, or friends moms.

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