Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bed when things started...

By lolk - 10/03/2013 07:41 - United States - Little Rock

Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bed when things started getting hot and it began to shake. My little sister called the entire family to the hall to listen to "the frogs in the wall". FML

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By Jerf - 24/06/2009 00:56 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML

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By uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 16:40 - Canada - Charlottetown

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 10 March 2013 15:46

Great idea having sex in your bedroom while the entire family is home and your little sister is in the adjoining room. I salute your brilliance, madam.

lordslaya53 14

Sunday 10 March 2013 15:45

Doin' it froggy style

Comments

FlyingPie 17

Sunday 10 March 2013 15:43

When I read "it began to shake", my first thought was that it was due to an earthquake.

lixone 7

Sunday 10 March 2013 15:45

Me too, but "the frogs in the wall" really changes things.

ZackST 6

Sunday 10 March 2013 16:13

I thought this was in relation to another damned Harlem video.

landon_loe11 16

Sunday 10 March 2013 17:14

I'm curious as to what "frogs in the wall" sounds like.

FlyingPie 17

Sunday 10 March 2013 17:28

Frogs in the wall sound like sex, apparently.

ironichalibut 24

Sunday 10 March 2013 19:16

35- A squeaky spring symphony through closed doors and muffling walks equals a sound very similar to croaking, from experience.

Ololo_fml 16

Monday 11 March 2013 10:55

i thought "it began to shake" was about her bf's dick. still fyl for having frogs in the wall

lordslaya53 14

Sunday 10 March 2013 15:45

Doin' it froggy style

DocBastard 38

Sunday 10 March 2013 15:46

Great idea having sex in your bedroom while the entire family is home and your little sister is in the adjoining room. I salute your brilliance, madam.

supportcommand 17

Sunday 10 March 2013 16:07

I doubt op is mature enough to be called "madam". Unless you meant "Madam". As in the less respectful meaning of the word.... *****.

MarisaCB 16

Sunday 10 March 2013 16:34

It doesn't say sex... just getting hot.

lilhellian 26

Sunday 10 March 2013 16:45

"It began to shake" "Frogs in the wall" Those context clues lead me to believe they were *******...

jelly713 19

Sunday 10 March 2013 17:00

Wow, you said it more nicely than I would have, Doc.

clueless05 12

Sunday 10 March 2013 23:10

Or sir

BulldogHoops 14

Monday 11 March 2013 7:32

Yes technically it COULD be a guy but I don't think you have to come out here and reemphasize that. He assumed OP's a girl because OP was ******* a dude. Just let it be.

JokerJim2013 14

Tuesday 12 March 2013 18:17

Well, she is from Arkansas, so her "boyfriend" was probably a member of her family as well.

grumpybr 13

Sunday 10 March 2013 15:49

That wouldn't have happened if you respected the fact that your family was home. If you can't control yourself go get a motel room.

SillyGirl4602 23

Tuesday 12 March 2013 9:30

I'm going to assume that Op is too young to even be able to get a motel room. I could definitely be wrong as there are many 20 something's living with their parents but I just have a feeling op is too young.

andyyroxx 20

Sunday 10 March 2013 15:51

I can't stop imagining the sperm cells turning into tadpoles and rapidly growing into frogs within the walls of your home. Should lay off the catnip, shouldn't I?

Welshite 39

Sunday 10 March 2013 15:56

#7: I highly doubt catnip is to blame.

Wizardo 33

Sunday 10 March 2013 16:05

#7 you sure its not the bath salts?

Welshite 39

Sunday 10 March 2013 16:32

Catnip?!? I wouldn't touch the stuff. You have no idea how addictive it is. As for my beautiful profile: it is the product of a demented goddess, a passive-aggressive punny guy, and a delusional penguin. YOLO

annihil8or 15

Sunday 10 March 2013 15:54

Doesn't, matter had sex.

toelie 26

Sunday 10 March 2013 16:09

Punctuation is a, bitch.

Atomic_Mushroom 14

Sunday 10 March 2013 16:18

Your blatant lack of punctuation gnaws at my soul.

therealslim 15

Sunday 10 March 2013 16:48

There isn't a 'blatant lack of punctuation'. Use your eyes before making a smart arse comment.

annihil8or 15

Sunday 10 March 2013 20:53

I think I'm just gonna post comments with even more ****** up grammar just to get at people like you. This isn't a published work; it's a comment on FML, so deal with it.

HairyPunisher 27

Sunday 10 March 2013 15:58

I really don't understand people. Why do SO many people have wild, obnoxious sex that gets so powerfully loud that it always results in an fml because they either get caught, break something, get hurt, or disturb their ENTIRE family? It's called having tact and being quieter or better yet, not having sex while your parents are home AT ALL.