Quickie

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 02:00

Spicy
Today, it's been exactly one year since I’ve had sex, and even that was because my wife caught me masturbating and helped me out with a zero effort handjob that was over in 15 seconds, since I’d already done 90% of the work. FML
I agree, your life sucks 954
You deserved it 278

Same thing different taste

Top comments

It's really been more than a year, because finishing off a handie doesn't really count. When was the last time you had real sex with your roommate?

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It's really been more than a year, because finishing off a handie doesn't really count. When was the last time you had real sex with your roommate?