Love, Sex and Intimacy: Raise the mood

Raise the mood

By leelee50 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said, "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML

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You deserved it 9 933

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Top comments

ifyouonlyknew77 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 5:25

You deserved it. No offense, but if you're "on and off" for 8 years, it's never gonna be "on" forever. Better to cut your losses and move on to a better guy.

JustAGirl_fml 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 19:17

If the love thing hasn't been resolved after 8 years of being kind of together, then I don't think it will be. Move on to a grownup.

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cacheson 41

Saturday 10 October 2015 20:31

Sounds like it will be "off" for now...

itsCUZimBLACK 6

Wednesday 23 November 2016 4:36

He sounds like a real prince charming. You sure know how to pick 'em.

J15237 25

Tuesday 30 June 2020 20:58

What a jerk. Please please move on from a guy like that. You truly deserve so much better.

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