Raise the mood

By leelee50 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said, "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 101
You deserved it 9 931

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You deserved it. No offense, but if you're "on and off" for 8 years, it's never gonna be "on" forever. Better to cut your losses and move on to a better guy.

If the love thing hasn't been resolved after 8 years of being kind of together, then I don't think it will be. Move on to a grownup.

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Sounds like it will be "off" for now...

He sounds like a real prince charming. You sure know how to pick 'em.

J15237 25

What a jerk. Please please move on from a guy like that. You truly deserve so much better.