Rats!

By Etrius - 17/08/2014 15:19 - United States - La Grande

Today, I went to get my hair cut. My stylist had the greatest tattoo of a rat on her arm. I spent the whole appointment thinking about how cool the tattoo was, and what an interesting person she must be to choose such a thing. So I complimented her on it and she said, "Oh it's a wolf." FML
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AFaye3964 17

Somebody did a bad job, if you thought it was rat.

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Helpfulman 17

I still don't see how OP's life is ******. Maybe the stylist but definitely not OP.

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BirdieCurls 25

Unless OP was really thinking rats were wolves and wolves were rats their whole life and then found out just then that a wolf was not a small rodent?

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gracehi 31

I think she must have been embarrassed.

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FMLniick 8

Either the ugliest wolf or the greatest rat.. It's all perspective. hahah

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davincidasecond 24

Not sure where you were going with that one ...

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kinky44 28

Are you kidding me? That pun was howlarious!

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ImTheAlpha 30

What were you even trying to say? I think puns still should be understandable?

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Rababco 29

Do you mean, "that must have been howlible"?

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AFaye3964 17

Somebody did a bad job, if you thought it was rat.

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abhi95 31

Really? You got all that by just reading the FML.. You must be an intellectually superior alien lifeform..

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Flowtastic 16

29 - yeah pretty much the whole Fml community but you got that...

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KK3137 31

Oh, sweet, oblivious 29... We're all intellectually superior alien lifeforms! Some are just more superior than others..

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abhi95 31

When will the world get over being stupid and begin to comprehend sarcasm!? The thumbs down actually makes me feel intellectually superior.. Thank you! ;)

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shay_serendipity 29

#72, if your 'sarcasm' wasn't clear enough, that you had to explain and point it out, then you aren't as "intellectually superior" as you hold yourself to be. Did using those big words make you feel smarter? And when will the world get over being cocky and arrogant? You are a fine example that, that time may be never. You self-centered humanoids, it's only a matter of time until us alien life forms take over...

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Flowtastic 16

72 - about the same time when your "sarcasm" actually resembles that. Until then, what you hold yourself to be, and what you actually project to this "unintelligent" world may be two very different things

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Zougibourg_fml 6

Well I don't get why people don't understand it's sarcasm because for me it's quite obvious...

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Soviet_American 29

Idk, what OP was thinking but, haha this FML really made me laugh. But, that must have been one bad ass looking rat.

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Thinkitthrough 23

... And now she isn't cool? I'm trying to see what is so bad but I can't. Is it just that you feel dumb for mistaking a wolf for a rat? If so I just don't understand why your life is ****** up.

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junkman6 22

Pissing off the person who cuts your hair is never a good idea. Painful personal experience talking there. Maybe the stylist wasn't pissed or maybe she's just plotting revenge for next time? I'd be afraid if I was OP.

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limabeans101029 20

I'm guessing it's the embarrassment of making the mistake. If the tattoo looked that much like a rat, it was probably a pretty awful tattoo. By complimenting the stylist on her rat tattoo, OP was basically (unintentionally) pointing out to the stylist that the tattoo doesn't look like what it's supposed to look like. Probably quite awkward.

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slipstreak 10

I have a feeling that she's going to regret that tattoo later in life.

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thevelociraptor 31

I'm thinking that she started to regret it when OP thought it was a rat. Plus he is probably not the only one.

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NeatNit 32

it's going to bother me for the rest of the day that you said "no ragrets" instead of "no regrats". :(

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tony1891 22

rat....wolf. they really do look the same. Seriously. if you couldn't distinguish what it was I'd be telling Someone to find a new tattoo artist

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tony1891 22

not if they decide to get another tattoo. which most likely will be.

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