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By Craptastic - 15/09/2018 15:00

Today, at physical therapy, I felt that all-too-familiar gurgle in my gut, but I thought it would a light, silent fart. I squatted for an exercise and shit my pants in front of the cute, single, male physical therapist. He definitely noticed. I still had 30 minutes left in the session. FML

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By StickyWicket - 14/05/2019 18:00

Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML

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New balls

By boxerswontdo - 06/03/2022 02:00

Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML

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Ight imma head out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2018 22:30

Today, I was headed towards the unisex bathroom at physical therapy when another patient looked up at me and quickly looked away. I knew instantly and prepared for the smell, but I wasn't expecting remnants still floating in the toilet. FML

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The winds of change

By Fuck me. - 20/08/2022 22:00

Today, my therapist farted three times during the same session. FML

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Don't stop

By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML

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Relaxed

By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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Chill out zone

By Gassy Patient - 06/06/2025 14:00 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, while a patient in my local psych ward, I attended a relaxation group. Apparently it was too relaxing, as I farted in the middle of it. It smelled. People noticed. FML

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The walk of shame to the gym locker

By Sahil lilaramani - 15/10/2022 12:00

Today, I was doing squats in the gym. During a set, when I squatted deep down, some poop came the fuck out, like a rocket. It was so embarrassing, and luckily there were fewer people in the gym than usual. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 15 September 2018 17:39

You may have 30 minutes left, but #TimesUp! The man is there to do a job and not be sexually harassed by a super pooper!

ViviMage 39

Saturday 15 September 2018 16:20

You really should take off to the bathroom when you feel that gurgle! Don't worry, you may never date, but you'll be his most memorable patient at work!

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 7 September 2018 15:25

I hope he let you clean yourself up.

guiltnazan 23

Saturday 15 September 2018 15:59

You now have shitty chances with dating him.

ViviMage 39

Saturday 15 September 2018 16:20

You really should take off to the bathroom when you feel that gurgle! Don't worry, you may never date, but you'll be his most memorable patient at work!

ImGladImNotU 16

Saturday 15 September 2018 16:34

Am I the only person left in the world who believes it's inappropriate to fart in front of someone?! Jeez

bobsanction 18

Saturday 15 September 2018 18:16

If by inappropriate you mean hilarious. It's a bodily function, get over it.

WHSKitty4ever 23

Monday 17 September 2018 15:11

ArbiterOfFML 24

Wednesday 20 March 2019 3:02

Wow, lets hop in the car, drive to the airport, go through checkpoints, fly to Antarctica while holding in the metaphorical fart and then let loose, than we can go home. You can't see a problem here? What is next, the same for burps, coughs and sneezing?