Indeed.... To the OP: Don't worry OP, you didn't have a chance with the doctor anyway. I'm sure you realize, he's probably at home banging his trophy wife right now.

or trophy husband

... did no one notice the doctor close his eyes and shudder at the exact same time?

Yeah just be like "we'll that's what acting is, Trying to make people believe you're really in the situation"

actually...that's the whole point. they actually can't do surgery if you have gas. if you do...they give you medicine to let it all out. so yeah, he actually was trying to get you to fart.

um...#44, you're talking about right before the surgery, not during a "consultation for an upcoming surgery"

hahahhaha truee.

don't call me surely

haha true. OP: That made me laugh, thank you!

lol. This would be even funnier if you wern't joking.

Women farting, just like The Cake, is a lie...

67- You rock. Portal was one of (and still is), my favourite games. The cake IS a lie.

76, yer wrong. the cake is real. at least it was. but I ate it.

She doesn't get the joke.

Just like portal

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO!!

This made me crack the hell up.

Hmm, I'm guessing you didn't get the first part of the post correctly, it's alright though, we don't expect much from men anyways.