Music and Kids: Remember One Direction stans?

Remember One Direction stans?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions. She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around. FML

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Wednesday 3 April 2013 16:08

Destroy her with lasers!

_GoodGuy 11

Wednesday 3 April 2013 16:09

Slowly back away, while weeping for humanity.

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xKeroseneHearts 9

Thursday 4 April 2013 22:24

DESTROY IT!!!!!!

ChazzyWazzy1998 10

Friday 5 April 2013 0:24

I like one direction, but the fan base or 'directioners' as they call themselves are annoying, equally as annoying as the jealous haters. Xxx

veronique2897 0

Friday 5 April 2013 2:00

What's wrong with One Direction? I'm a directioner myself and I love their music.......

wldd0g 9

Friday 5 April 2013 2:59

Be more specific 65

Phyre24 17

Friday 5 April 2013 6:05

All the yolo and directioning makes me want to kill myself. My generation is terrible...

xRezSynn 15

Friday 5 April 2013 20:21

Don't ask 10 year olds for directions anymore.

roxy15_fml 8

Friday 5 April 2013 20:33

What is the world coming to

ananas99_fml 10

Friday 5 April 2013 22:43

LOL

Helped 35

Saturday 6 April 2013 1:33

I would have ran away..

SatinsNightmares 17

Saturday 6 April 2013 16:00

Lmfao oh gosh. I will never understand directioners or any over obsessed fan for that matter

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