Remember One Direction stans?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions. She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around. FML
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_GoodGuy 11

Slowly back away, while weeping for humanity.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

I probably would have thrown up on her.

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asax64 7

Best FML reference I've seen in a while.

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jessherself13 21

It seems your true meaning was lost in translation. Just brush her off and go find someone else to ask directions from.

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Xotoolyxo 16

Always ask Old people for directions, they're usually nice enough to give you the right directions

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2035 9

Perhaps don't ask a 14 year old girl next time

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charvisioku 22

None of the 14 year old girls I know are psychotic like that.

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onorexveritas 23

I second #1 just destroy her

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Ziggy122 15

It just baffles me why so many of their fans act as if the word "direction" didn't even exist before they came around. As I admitted previously, I like them in a guilty pleasure sort of way, but Jesus ******* Christ, their fans are dumb.

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SMHsohard 22

Yet another reason I'm glad my phone has GPS capability; the paperwork involved after killing a fan girl must be horrendous.

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