quit complaining, go up there and get some! :P

awww I'm sorry

ill keep it down next time

Listen to the words in Daniel Johnston's poetic song "True Love Will Find You in the End." "This is a promise with a catch / only if you're looking will it find you / 'cause true love is searching too / but how will it recognize you unless you step out into the light, the light?"

or go to the redlight district for a good time ;)

That's the most realistic **** you'll ever get to. Should've recorded it and put it on YouTube.

And, if you're that desperate, why haven't you set your sights on fat ugly chicks? Low self esteem means ripe for the pickin'.

Don't feel bad; I envy you single types. No one to nag you, criticize you, belittle you, take you for granted or push you around, then ask "Why are you so angry?" and refuse to admit error when you stand up for yourself. I'm on the other side of the fence; married far too long and walking out the moment our kids are old enough and our finances improve. There's nothing my wife offers that is preferable to enjoying a life of solitude and self-determination; even masturbation is better than sex. So, take it from me and enjoy your freedom and the ability to life the kind of life you want without someone always reminding you of what a fuckup you are.

Five years single?! You must have your masturbation skills honed to a fine point! If your dick is shaped that way, you are gripping too hard! :D

Who says you need to be in a relationship to get laid..?? Fyl