By Anonymous - 18/05/2015 16:58 - Australia

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Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
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sharkgirl4 23

I don't even know what to say other than I hope they weren't your panties and I'm so sorry

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Alikia96 20

Damn. Must have been a hard situation to forget.

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sharkgirl4 23

I don't even know what to say other than I hope they weren't your panties and I'm so sorry

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Magnic 6

Actually it's better if they where his sister's and not his mother's or OH GOD his father's. I'm into shit like siblings incest so i presume i'm one to talk, right?

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MnM0609 22

That... Is one reason why we knock before entering! >.

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flufee2 27

please tell me they weren't yours...

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FitFriday 32

I'm impressed, you got >90 thumbs up and thumbs down in one comment thread

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Hildy93 21

That is just something you can never un-see

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tranced_ 45

what has been seen cannot be unseen!

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Musicstruck17 24

Since reading horrible fmls in the past I was so glad that didn't end with, "...and it was my panties."

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LOLouis_fml 24

Totally agree. And they were my panties* would be better though /:

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IvyOswin 17

Time to get the brain bleach! Sorry OP.

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Mermaidhead 13

I didn't know people actually jerked off that way. Totally assumed that was something the movies made up lol

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daken96 21

DUDE me too, until I found out my ex did that with my underwear. Creeped me out so bad.

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MisterEx 28

It WAS something the movies made out for the cheep to follow and now it's more common than it should be sorry I am not very good with punctuation

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HoboMeth 33

If they were your panties, you should probably keep better track of them

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bluefairy_fml 24

Wow, somehow you still manage to blame OP. Wow.

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cheeeksss 29

Dude 14, wtf is wrong with you? The misplacement of the panty is definitely NOT the issue here.

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theTravinator 21

What do you suggest OP do? Never leave her room? Get a guard dog to guard her panties? Set up a bear trap that snaps off the foot of someone stealing stuff from her dresser? How could you possibly come to the conclusion that it would be OPs fault, I'm genuinely curious

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wfacsc 13

Pretty much what I pictured except for me it was a fireproof safe.

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