Repeat offender

By Anonymous - 09/06/2022 02:00

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Today, I was the only family member available to take my grandad to hospital, after he fell on a bottle in the shower and got it stuck up his ass. Again. I swear we need to start monitoring him in the bathroom. FML
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Nikki 17

Or tell him to use objects that won’t get stuck, and come up with a better excuse, emergency nurses and doctors have heard that one too many times before

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Nikki 17

Or tell him to use objects that won’t get stuck, and come up with a better excuse, emergency nurses and doctors have heard that one too many times before

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MidnaLink 33

I don't think you WANT to be monitoring that.

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creepingjennie 13

So just so you know, nothing accidentally gets stuck there. It's always on purpose.

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Nikki 17

Nothing accidentally goes up there, it’s almost always a mistake that it gets stuck

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RichardPencil 30

See the Seinfeld episode about the Assman. "Million-to-one shot, Doc. Million-to-one."

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Are you sure we want to encourage grandpa to get a Fusili Jerry?

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IHaveThePower 16

You might just leave a sex toy catalog in the bathroom and not comment on it--improvised sex toys cause that sort of problem when used anally. They design anal toys that don't get stuck.

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legalgravethief 8

I can’t tell if if this post is serious or you really are that innocent/naive, but if you are, he didn’t “ accidentally fall “ he needs Flared based sex toys so they don’t get “lost” and require major surgery to remove. Bless haha

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bnapier 18

Jesus just buy the man a butt plug so he can't accidentally fall on the shampoo bottle anymore.

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MaxBedroom 2

Buy him a big *****! Leave it unattended in his bedroom with no note, and nobody say anything.

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