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I don't think you WANT to be monitoring that.
"fell"
So just so you know, nothing accidentally gets stuck there. It's always on purpose.
See the Seinfeld episode about the Assman. "Million-to-one shot, Doc. Million-to-one."
Are you sure we want to encourage grandpa to get a Fusili Jerry?
You might just leave a sex toy catalog in the bathroom and not comment on it--improvised sex toys cause that sort of problem when used anally. They design anal toys that don't get stuck.
I can’t tell if if this post is serious or you really are that innocent/naive, but if you are, he didn’t “ accidentally fall “ he needs Flared based sex toys so they don’t get “lost” and require major surgery to remove. Bless haha
Jesus just buy the man a butt plug so he can't accidentally fall on the shampoo bottle anymore.
Buy him a big *****! Leave it unattended in his bedroom with no note, and nobody say anything.
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Or tell him to use objects that won’t get stuck, and come up with a better excuse, emergency nurses and doctors have heard that one too many times before
"fell"