Homeowners and Revenge: Revenge strikes again

Revenge strikes again

By Anonymous - 25/07/2021 20:01

Today, we inherited a house from my grandma in a homeowners association. My husband told the HOA president he's looking forward to defying the rules and annoying the rich snobs on this street who made grandma miserable by complaining about the state of her house while she was dying. FUCK THEM. FML

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Rules and regulations

By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 04:00

Today, I moved into a new home with a HOA, and on the first night I received a copy of the HOA rules as thick as a phone book. I already regret moving here. FML

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Poisoned chalice

By Anonymous - 01/12/2023 20:00 - United Kingdom - Gillingham

Today, I learned that just because I inherited a house doesn’t mean I get to move into it to escape my crappy neighbourhood and asshole neighbours. Thanks to inheritance tax I have to sell the house to afford the taxes. FML

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Rich people problems

By emptypockets - 28/06/2020 17:00

Today, after spending thousands of dollars on remodelling and painting our house, making it exactly how we wanted it, my husband's grandma passed away, leaving us her house. I’m debating on ripping everything out and taking it to the new house my hubby is so eager to move into now. FML

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Just no!

By W…… - 04/09/2021 05:01

Today, after I just bought a house that is pretty good and suits all our needs for space, my in-laws moved in because they ran into financial troubles. Guess who is stuck with all the extra expenditures? FML

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Landlords need love too

By Anonymous - 18/09/2021 19:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I started my weekend right… outside my grandmother's house, trying to repair her yard. The senile landlord came by and trashed it. This isn't the first time. He's pushing 90 years-old, so it's hard to tell if he has dementia or if he's doing it on purpose. All I want to know is, why hasn't he retired? FML

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Vultures circling overhead

By Anonymous - 07/08/2023 16:00

Today, I inherited several buttloads of money from my grandmother, including property, and by gosh did so many relatives appear from the woodwork to remind me of money granny owed them, or how they just needed an investment to kickstart their business venture. The whole lot of them can screw off. FML

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One law for thee, another for me

By thanks a lot asshole - 26/09/2020 17:02 - United States

Today, I went to visit my father. His new wife has hoarded out our childhood home nearly to the point of it being unliveable. That’s pretty funny, considering my dad used to literally beat us if our rooms weren’t clean or we left dishes in the sink. FML

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Money hole

By Anonymous - 15/07/2020 17:00

Today, my uncle kept his promise and left me his holiday house in his will. What he didn’t tell me was it’s been unmaintained for 14 years and is unfit for human habitation, has 2 mortgages, and now it and all its issues are now mine. Old, dead bastard. FML

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By 44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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By Laurita - 18/08/2017 04:30

Today, we started building our dream house. Next to my parents-in-law. FML

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mike3775 35

Sunday 25 July 2021 20:09

Good for him. I loathe HOA’s

Sadgurl64 10

Sunday 25 July 2021 20:49

Good Job. I think you got a good one there, I'm glad yall got her house.

Comments

mike3775 35

Sunday 25 July 2021 20:09

Good for him. I loathe HOA’s

Sadgurl64 10

Sunday 25 July 2021 20:49

Good Job. I think you got a good one there, I'm glad yall got her house.

Bogrbon 27

Sunday 25 July 2021 21:42

While this HOA seems to be a bunch of snooty bastards, and HOAs can be the devil incarnate, one word of caution: if they start fining you, they can put a lien on the house for payment, and take your house in most states. Check your stats HOA laws and if you can talk to a lawyer about your options of really truly making their lives miserable as opposed to just losing his grandma’s house.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 25 July 2021 23:09

HOA -> FML Usually a bunch of bored hypocrites who persecute some neighbors for ticky-tacky bullshit while turning a blind eye to their buddies' gross violations.

geckohead 12

Monday 26 July 2021 4:59

We live in an HOA, it is a very nice neighborhood. One if the best priced hoods in town too. Hmm.

protoskore 27

Tuesday 27 July 2021 9:12

taking into account most HOA stories on the internet, you seem to be the exception rather than the rule. The typical HOA takes you to court if your grass is the wrong shade of green :)