Thief and Money: Riches to rags

Riches to rags

By ashleeylynn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. They wanted my phone and wallet. The most important thing in my wallet was my fully punched Smoothie King card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 681

You deserved it 4 053

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Monikabug 9

Monday 15 March 2010 20:07

Oh no! Now they are going to get YOUR free smoothie! >;[

Fminetoo 0

Monday 15 March 2010 20:12

Wow, a cell phone related FML that is not about an Iphone. CONGRATS OP!

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babygurl90 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 23:19

how old are you?

caroline954 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 19:42

um isn't that a good thing? if that's the most valuable thing they got?

randomperson1996 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 0:25

smoothes suck lol :L milkshkes are the best and the most important thing in my purse is my bank card which only ha a pound on it :L

omgpotato 5

Saturday 18 September 2010 3:31

well at least they won't have a lot to mug

ashhxoxo 14

Thursday 11 August 2011 1:51

Haha. Sounds like mee. :))

ryra88 4

Thursday 12 July 2012 8:10

U don't care about the phone?

abigailtaylor 1

Tuesday 17 July 2012 19:17

At least there's nothing you need. Like a credit or debit card.

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