Right in the snowglobes

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Tilehurst

Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 22:00

Today, my sister kicked me up the ass with such precision that I’m still bleeding from my asshole where the toe of her shoe tore the skin. FML

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Ringing those bells

By Anonymous - 24/08/2022 04:00

Today, I was at the water slide with my two sisters. As we got to the top, my sister wanted me to go first. As soon as I went to go down the slide, she lamped me right in the balls from behind, and pushed me down the slide. My other sister kneed me in the same spot 5 minutes later. FML

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The Bathtub Incident

By Katie - 17/09/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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Return to lender

By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I woke up and found a trail of £5 notes in my bedroom, which led all the way downstairs and into the bathroom. I got to the last one, where I was then kicked in the balls from behind. It was my sister. She said it was the money she'd borrowed from me. I was left in my underwear writhing in pain. FML

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Vicious and unprovoked

By Anonymous - 12/07/2020 05:01

Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML

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Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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By shit - 26/01/2014 18:20 - United States - South Holland

Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML

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Rude awakening

By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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Sady_Ct 37

Tuesday 29 September 2020 15:34

Sounds like you stil live with your parents. Tell them what happened, this is not okay.

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 29 September 2020 14:43

Umm that's some bullshit and abusive behavior, time for some payback

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Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 29 September 2020 14:43

Umm that's some bullshit and abusive behavior, time for some payback

Sady_Ct 37

Tuesday 29 September 2020 15:34

Sounds like you stil live with your parents. Tell them what happened, this is not okay.

Jaymail 18

Tuesday 29 September 2020 17:01

Women always think they have the advantage over men because they don’t have balls and men do. The easy solution for that, as I’ve said many times on FML, is to wait until they’re completely off guard and have their backs to you and then come up to them with a pair of scissors and cut several inches of their hair off. Men generally don’t have much hair. But women do! 😊

Ambrily 27

Tuesday 29 September 2020 20:53

No. You don't solve abuse with more abuse.

animosity129 2

Tuesday 29 September 2020 17:01

**** that. Next time kick her in her gunt.

princess_stabitty 20

Tuesday 29 September 2020 17:50

Your sister is a psycho, if she does that, and I'd say that getting a restraining order against her is, well, in order...

lestat2020 1

Tuesday 29 September 2020 20:10

Sucker punch her in the muff yo!...haha...lol

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 29 September 2020 20:53

When did female-on-male domestic violence become OK? Did I miss the memo?

Marie Smith 3

Tuesday 29 September 2020 20:57

that's abuse.

Chazzster 28

Wednesday 30 September 2020 0:13

Unless you left out something important, it sounds like sister is a psycho and she’s figured out that she can get away with this. Go to your parents with this. It’s not in either yours or sister’s best interest that this continues. If parents are unwilling or unable to put a stop to this you are going to have to stand up to sister’s bullying. It might help if you had a witness or video of the incident.