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I am confused at why it's so hard to explain that your dog attacked you. Owning a poodle, fair enough though.
poodles are cute :)
that's one badass poodle
Poodles are ugly
Poodles are big, nasty dogs. I don't know why you own one either, OP. BTW, I'm adding the "I don't know which is worse/harder/sadder/etc." ending to the list of trite, overused FML endings. Dig deeper, posters.
Did i miss the part where Chuck Norris has died and taken over the soul of your poodle??
OP should just say the poodle was him and his ex girlfriends since girls (usually) are the ones who like poodles. just say you ended up keeping it
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST POODLES. I luurrvve poodles I have toy poodle and he is TOUGH he could eat you with one bite. I swear he has some relation to chuck norris
Poodles are great footballs..)
#50- That's rude, I'm sure you know not to play with food. Poodles are cool, but I hate how people dress them up and treat them like little dolls. They're DOGS! No dog should be subject to torture like that...
I agree with 23 poodles are ugly!..
imaginaryfoe not all poodles are big.. and OP owning a poodle is ok, as long as you don't style it's fur that is..haha
OP, is it's name Fi-Fi?
There's nothing wrong with a man owning a poodle. They're highly intelligent, and they're athletic. They're an all around breed of dog, so it shouldn't be bad if you own a poodle.
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*presses metaphorical like button*
How about he solves his problem by not telling everyone?
poodles are mean as shit!
haha OP the poodle PWND u!!
Not a stellar start for the system then. Attacking the home-owner is a small kink that needs to be worked out.
the poodle doesn't bother me. but I would like to know why your dog thought you were a burglar. lol
Behind that fluffy fur lies the heart of natural born killer
I'd also like to know how OP knew the dog thought he was a robber. Maybe the he just pissed the dog off!
poodles are weak, dude is a puss that's why he owns a poodle in the first place
115 yeah because dogs can't bite, scratch and tear chunks of meat off prey..... I hope youre a troll, either that or you're stupid
death to the troll!!!
maybe you're "questioning"
It'll be harder to explain why you thought your dog was a robber.
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Oops, I mean the other way around. Haha.
the other way round... exactly what I wad thinking. and how would a poodle even attack?
45: My dog is a Chihuahua and he's quite a vicious thing. :/
Chihuahua?! XD That's like saying bunnies are scary lmao
damneded ankle biters
55 you don't think bunnies are scary, fool? You should >:( ever seen Monty Python?
haha Winning
Lol Monty Python. Haha, awesome.
wait a sec whats wrong with having a poodle -.- seriously that doesn't make sence unless your questioning your sexality, you sir are! 0.0
I agree. There is nothing wrong with owning a poodle. Derision of choices such as clothing colors, musical preferences, cars, pet breeds, and hobbies as being 'feminine' is just silly - your hobbies and desires (outside of sexual desires, obviously) don't make you gay, they make you who you are. Desiring intimate relations with your own gender makes you gay. In short, YDI for putting yourself into a situation where your dog would confuse you for a burglar and for being excessively homophobic ;)
@118: Hey, man, what you and your dog do behind closed doors is nobody's business but yours. But do the English language a favor: use spell check.
WIN. haha best comment ever.
eh, either way I don't see how it's such a big deal, lol.
What? Poodle? That's not a real dog. Just a glorified cat with barking abilities.
Why would you tell it to everyone? I would think that 'attacked by my own dog' is something you talk about with friends, family, your neighbours...you know, the people who are aware that you have a poodle.
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the poodle doesn't bother me. but I would like to know why your dog thought you were a burglar. lol
I am confused at why it's so hard to explain that your dog attacked you. Owning a poodle, fair enough though.